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There's been a thoughtfulness to everything I do. Even the stupidest things I do have some kind of point.
I said yes to so many things, from a sex change to gastric by-pass surgery, so it's always paid off for me.
I try to stay in decent shape always. I pride myself on staying at least a month away from really good shape.
The only thing that has ever consumed me is love from time to time. Feeling like, 'What is it? How do I get it?'
My soul is not contained within the limits of my body; my body is contained within the limitlessness of my soul.
Everything you gain in life will rot and fall apart, and all that will be left of you is what was in your heart.
I don't believe in bad people. I believe that people, somewhere inside, have the potential to realize themselves.
150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine.
Life is an ordeal, albeit an exciting one, but I wouldn't trade it for the good old days of poverty and obscurity.
I think if we all acted the way we felt, four out of eight people at a dinner table would be sitting there sobbing.
We had problems like all families but we had a lot of love. I was extremely loved. We always felt we had each other.
I was on Prozac for a long time. It may have helped me out of a jam for a little bit, but people stay on it forever.
Like most Catholic boys, I wanted to be Jesus Christ. I could never get the turn-the-other-cheek thing down, though.
I used to draw a lot. If my mother would ask me to do something else, I'd have a hairy conniption. I'd just go crazy.
I don't think I'm ever going to have the kind of life or schedule that I can really have a steady way of doing things.
I really believe in the philosophy that you create your own universe. I'm just trying to create a good one for myself.
I have been the guy who has everything but yet is so one-track minded about what I want, that I can't see my blessings.
Acting is divine dissatisfaction. It's the greatest thing in the world to do, but you are never satisfied with it ever.
One thing I hope I'll never be is drunk with my own power. And anybody who says I am will never work in this town again.
I think it's important never to look a gift horse in the mouth, never to overlook your talents [and] what you're good at.
I just love to skate. When I put a skate on the ice, I'm free from the world, and I have no problems at all. I am a bird!
There is a huge difference between a dog that is going to eat you in your mind and an actual dog that's going to eat you.
I've arrived at the place if I'm not taking a career risk, I'm not happy. If I'm scared, then I know I'm being challenged.
I'm the first to admit this whole salary thing is getting out of control. In the final analysis, it's still about the work.
I've never been one to sit back and go, 'I'd better do what the audience wants me to do, because I don't want to lose them.'
I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer.
What’s yours? How will you serve the world? What do they need that your talent can provide? That’s all you have to figure out.
Don't you just hate it, when you are in bed with three beautiful women, and the least attractive one whispers: save it for me!
In retrospect it always seems to work out that you can look back on something that was a disaster and find some gems in there.
When someone you love dies, you don't lose them all at once. You lose them in pieces over time, like how the mail stops coming.
The purpose of my life had always been to free people from concern. I dubbed it, 'The church of freedom from concern,' or 'FFC.
I'm not in a recession. I'm doing very, very well. I'm doing incredibly well. I just want to be honest. I really am kicking ass.
Humor is not debatable. It's like sex. Either you're aroused or you're not. Nobody can reason you around to their point of view.
I want to be the greatest actor that ever lived, frankly. I'd love that. But I don't need to be. I just want to be here. That's it.
Green Eggs and Ham was the story of my life. I wouldn't eat a thing when I was a kid, but Dr. Seuss inspired me to try cauliflower!
There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.' Now they just say, 'Pay him!'
As far as I'm concerned, everything bad that happens in the world stems from the same place, they're people who don't feel important.
One of my mission statements with all of my art has been to stop the world for people. I want to stop the worrying and stop the world.
I think I could go away tomorrow. I've already accomplished something. It's such a selfish business that sometimes I get sick of myself.
Any1 who would run out to buy an assault rifle after the Newtown massacre has very little left in their body or soul worth protecting. ;^
I don't care if people think I am an overactor, as long as they enjoy what I do. People who think that would call Van Gogh an overpainter.
I tend to stay up late, not because I'm partying but because it's the only time of the day when I'm alone and don't have to be performing.
Every character I do is something special to me. Every time you score with a great character relationship in a movie, it becomes your baby.
If I had never ventured beyond being a stand-up comic, then I would be sitting in my house today working on my Leonardo DiCaprio impression.
Every character is a baby. You can't choose between them. If you can, you didn't do your job. You have to fall in love with every character.
I don't believe in this fairy tale of staying together for ever. Ten years with somebody is enough. In ten years, you can give a lot of love.
I tend to stay up late, not because I'm partying but because it's the only time of the day when I'm alone and don't have to be on, performing.
Dry land is not a myth. I've seen it. Kevin Costner. Waterworld. I don't know what the big fuss is about. I saw that movie nine times. It rules!
The combination of what's written and just being in the moment is always the best way. You gotta start out with something solid and then you play.
As far as I can tell, it's just about letting the universe know what you want and then working toward it while letting go of how it comes to pass.