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My father used to brag that I wasn't a ham, I was the whole pig.
Maybe other people will try to limit me but I don't limit myself.
My psychiatrist says I have a messiah complex. But I forgave him.
I have no limits! I cannot be contained because I'm the container.
Riddle me this, riddle me that. Who's afraid of the big black bat?
I'm very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful.
Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass.
The early bird gathers no moss! The rolling stone catches the worm.
When I started out. I'd drive a hundred miles to do my act for free.
I would do anything to be anywhere in the vicinity of Eckhart Tolle.
So many of us choose our path out of fear disguised as practicality.
The effect you have on others is the most valuable currency there is.
My dad was like a stage mother he always pushed me to do what I wanted.
Isn't it cool when the days that are supposed to feel good, actually do?
Uh uh uh, turning the car into oncoming traffic... is counterproductive!
Choose love and don't ever let fear turn you away from your playful heart
Fear is going to be a player in your life, but you get to decide how much.
I like to enjoy life, I like to engage in life, so I would say I'm a yes man.
I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You seem to prefer the latter.
I want to be a positive force in the world, I would like to make people happy.
Madness is never that far away. It's as close as saying yes to the wrong impulse.
I don't hate you for loving you. I just hate my heart for choosing someone like you.
Psychologically, it's what I love to be. Tearing apart a person from the inside out.
I think obsessions happen because you're trying to understand something or some urge.
I expected that most of my career would be in dramatic acting. My hero was James Dean.
My report card always said, 'Jim finishes first and then disrupts the other students'.
Everything can be made fun of. The most serious things are ripe for making fun of them.
When you are a kid, you need to have something to do. This will keep you off the streets.
My upbringing in Canada made me the person I am. I will always be proud to be a Canadian.
I really want to love somebody. I do. I just don't know if it's possible forever and ever.
Don't worry if you miss your cue, because there's always doors opening. They keep opening.
Ya know what I do almost every day? I wash. Personal hygiene is part of the package with me.
Well this is just a fist. But when I start throwing it around I can leave one hell of a mess.
My focus is to forget the pain of life. Forget the pain, mock the pain, reduce it. And laugh.
I've always believed that you can funnel good things toward yourself by thinking positiviely.
I absolutely want to have a career where you make'em laugh and make'em cry. It's all theater.
Ever since I started to get recognition I've picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.
Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them.
You can fail at what you don’t want, so you might as well take a chance on doing what you love.
I'm not a bible thumper, I'm not any of that stuff, but I do believe that the force is with us.
You are the vanguard of knowledge and consciousness; a new wave in a vast ocean of possibilities.
I'd like to thank my mother, my father, the Academy. I'm sorry. I was thinking of something else.
It's nice to finally get scripts offered to me that aren't the ones Tom Hanks wipes his butt with.
It is better to risk starving to death then surrender. If you give up on your dreams, what's left?
It's exhausting I think to just say really yes to everything for real, even if you do it for a day.
Your need for acceptance can make you invisible in this world. Risk being seen in all of your glory.
People need motivation to do anything. I don't think human beings learn anything without desperation.
I wish everyone could experience being rich and famous, so they'd see it wasn't the answer to anything.
If you aren't in the moment, you are either looking forward to uncertainty, or back to pain and regret.
The worst thing in the world when you feel broken is to have somebody coming at you with open-faced love.