The building was on fire, and it wasn’t my fault.

Unicorns," I said. "Very dangerous. You go first.

Sheep can befriend a hungry wolf only for briefly.

A technicality I'm prepared to hide wildly behind.

You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles!

Punctuality is for people with nothing better to do

I like dogs. They give Mister something to snack on.

Life is a journey. Time is a river. The door is ajar

I love being a wizard. Every day is like Disneyland.

Night wasn't so much falling as sharpening its claws.

Because nothing says flattery like a gun to the head.

Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. It always has been.

We're all of us equally naked before the jaws of pain.

No story that juicy was going to stay secret for long.

I once lost five years listening to a Pink Floyd album.

It rained toads the day the White Council came to town.

Are you always a smartass?' Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.

There is no spoon. I am completely spoonless over here.

Sullen monosyllabism, a sure sign of sleep deprivation.

For me chivalry isn't dead; it's an involuntary reflex.

Everybody should get to make a living with their passion.

As a whole, people suck. But a person can be extraordinary

One can have only as much preparation as he has foresight.

Discretion is the better part of not getting exsanguinated.

There is hinkiness afoot with regard to my, ah, disposition.

People always equate beauty with good, but it just ain't so.

If I was on the road to Hell, at least I was going in style.

Somewhere out there was a village I'd deprived of it's idiot.

You know how confusing the whole good-evil concept is for me.

Ignorance is more than bliss, it's freaking orgasmic ecstacy!

The human mind is not a terribly logical or consistent place.

No matter where you go, there you are. (Uriel to Harry Dresden)

Hope is a force of nature. Don't let anyone tell you different.

Age is always advancing and I'm fairly sure it's up to no good.

Ack!" I said. Fearless master of the witty dialogue, that's me.

I've always admired your ability to be unilaterally irritating.

You are a drug dealer. To tiny faeries. Shame." Sanya to Dresden

Everything was perfectly healthy and normal here in Denial Land.

I believe that there's a cloud for every silver lining,' I said.

Knight takes Knight,” I called into the cloudy night air. “Check.

I admit," Morgan said with another withering look, "it's no donut.

I'm so pretty, it's hard for me to think of myself as intelligent.

There aren't any magical words, really. Words just hold the magic.

People love dogs. You can never go wrong adding a dog to the story.

We have now left Reason and Sanity Junction. Next stop, Looneyville.

I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven.

Life would be unbearably dull if we had answers to all our questions.

Many things are not as they seem: The worst things in life never are.

But the only way never to do the wrong thing is never to do anything.

Molly was arrested. Possession.” I blinked at him. “She was possessed?

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