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Polka will never die.
I put the ick in magic.
Sleep is God. Go worship.
Thank God for wisecracks.
Bring it, Darth Bathrobe!
Pretty please. With sugar.
God save me from idealists.
I don't believe in faeries!
We're all so damned fragile.
Vanity, thy name is vampire.
Ease off the martyr throttle.
Better safe than exsanguinated.
Magic. It can get a guy killed.
Molly was committing dinner. . .
Thank God for imminent doomsday.
You're a cop. I need a doughnut.
My gast was pretty well flabbered.
Lies. Mab cannot change who you are.
In the name of the Pizza Lord. Charge!
And thrice do I say to thee...bite me.
Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?
My faith protects me. My Kevlar helps.
I don't have a muse. I have a mortgage.
...as nervous as a bird in a coal mine.
Marcone's scum... But he's his own scum.
This is what it look like when it WORKS?
Man. Being mostly dead is hard on a guy.
Survival was not enough. One had to live.
If you can't manage courtesy, try silence.
I'm amazing and studly, but I have limits.
I felt like I had just double-tapped Santa.
You need a prostate to understand,” I said.
You're dead, son. Cheer is contraindicated.
We're ostriches and the whole world is sand.
Death is only frightening from the near side.
You killed my dog! Get your affairs in order.
I've never lost a duel to the death. Not one.
Me and polite have never been on close terms.
Knowledge is your weapon...Kill them with it.
Where instinct fails, intellect must venture.
Men plan. Fate Laughs. Guis Alera, First Lord
Don't mess with a wizard when he's wizarding!
Your face looks like a sack of purple potatoes
Pain is to be endured. It ends or it does not.
Even a broken clock gets it right occasionally.
The movie of my life must be really low budget.
I put on the boots and kicked some monster ass.
There's a fine line between audacity and idiocy.
You suck. You suck diseased moose wang, Marcone.
I can't be under arrest now... I don't have time.