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I find that the history books that we teach our kids with are not fully truthful, in my opinion.
You can drink yourself to death, you can smoke yourself to death, you can eat yourself to death.
Dusty Rhodes wouldn't win a body building contest for best abs, MacMahon, he'd win for MOST abs.
I can't see any difference in government between Bush and Obama apart from the color of their skin.
Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.
I would rather be uncomfortable with the truth than to be lied to in comfort. That's just my nature.
My four years as governor, I never met with a lobbyist once, never. Not one lobbyist got in my office.
I'm kind of like Che Guevera. I lead the revolution, but at some point I turn it over to someone else.
Our military doesn't defend our American people. Our military is the strong-arm muscle of corporations.
I don't oppose hunting in any way, shape or form. If that's what you enjoy doing, you are free to do it.
You don't need lawyers making laws. Regular citizens can make laws. Let the lawyers work under the laws.
You give me a waterboard, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders.
Donald Trump is finding out what I found out: when you run for office, you are not allowed to tell a joke.
Marijuana is to rock and roll what beer is to baseball, so imagine if they took away beer at the ballgame.
I like surfing in Mexico a whole lot better than sitting with people in Washington that I don't even like.
I asked Dalai Lama the most important question that I think you could ask - if he had ever seen Caddyshack.
I never thought I'd be investigating global warming. I believe it's real and that saving the planet is good.
Jobs are created in the private sector. Not by the president or the government unless they're government jobs.
You can grow marijuana, so the government can't tax you and they don't like that, that's why they prohibit it.
I'm tolerant of all religions... I don't care if someone wants to go out there and worship the bark on a tree.
In wrestling, my mustache made me look more like a villain. A good mustache can give you the look of the devil.
I never believe anything in the world of entertainment until it actually happens and the check clears the bank.
Patriotism to your country is something that comes from your heart. It should be taught to you by your parents.
You shouldn't be shot just because someone yells, "Halt" or resisting arrest or running away from being arrested.
A hero must be honorable, must have honor. And you can't have honor if you're a liar. There is no honor in lying.
Russia has two bases outside of Russia. America has 178 military bases throughout the world. Who's the aggressor?
Democrats are so spineless, so afraid to go against the tide... but dissension is the greatest form of patriotism.
When you reach a certain age in life, time becomes more important than money, and I think that happens in your 50s.
We're the Fascist States of America today, not the United States of America, because the corporations are in power.
People are going to do stupid things, but you don't take away the freedom because somebody makes a stupid decision.
If I can get on the presidential ballot in all 50 states and be allowed into the debates, I'd not only run, I'd win.
The war on drugs is identical to the prohibition of alcohol: all you're doing is making criminals rich and powerful.
I decided to run for governor because I got mad... I want to make government more directly accountable to the people.
I've jumped out of an airplane 34 times. I've dove 212 feet under water. I've done a lot of things that defied death.
Whenever the government says, 'It's time to move on,' that means there's something they don't want you to know about.
Seat belts come with a car so therefore you should be required to use them, but a helmet does not come with the bike.
I have every right to know how my taxes are spent, how every single penny of it is spent. I have the right to know that.
In my era of wrestling, there were no guaranteed contracts, so it was inherent that you draw the crowd in to make money.
Well my question is if the federal courts don't have jurisdiction over a constitutional question then who the hell does?
Get every candidate to wear a NASCAR racing suit when they go debate; this way we can see how their sponsors really are.
I don't support abortion. I could never participate in one. But I think it would be a mistake to make them illegal again.
I tend to like to read history - recent history, because I find that much more intriguing than just a writer's imagination.
The first thing out of Fidel Castro's mouth to me, he looked me right in the eye and said, 'You're a man of great courage.'
Monsanto can do anything they want to you, and put anything they want into your foods. There's nothing you can do about it.
I'm against the draft. I believe we should have a professional military; it might be smaller, but it would be more effective.
I've never been arrested in my life. Never had cuffs put on me, never been charged with a crime, never spent one day in jail.
A war is justified if you're willing to send your son. If you're not willing to send your son, how do you send someone else's?
You have to accept the rule of law, even when it's inconvenient, if you're going to be a country that bides by the rule of law.
Listening is as important as talking. If you're a good listener, people often compliment you for being a good conversationalist.
Now our biggest environmental problems come from our own actions, our own choices, rather than pollution produced by big business.