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When I ran for governor of Minnesota, I only raised $300,000.
Mexico has strict gun control. You cannot own a gun in Mexico.
There is no right religion, and no one can prove that there is.
In a free society, how can you commit a crime against yourself?
Once you privatize something, it becomes a for-profit business.
A vote is "wasted" when someone fails to vote their conscience.
Republicans are not a political party. It's a mental condition.
I don't support communism. I don't like that type of government.
A car is a 2,000 pound projectile that can go 100 miles an hour.
Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people
I'm going to put on my gravestone, 'He never owned a cell phone.'
Tell the truth because then you don't have to have a good memory.
Government is at its worst when you have apathy from its citizens.
I'm saying 9/11 was to get us into Iraq and get us into Afghanistan.
If you're going to accept freedom, there's the freedom to be stupid.
My children were attacked by the Minnesota media when I was governor.
The main thing I despise about America now is driving on the freeways.
If you're stealing a television, that should not be the death penalty.
I believe Lee Harvey Oswald did not kill John Kennedy. I believe that.
The news used to be to report facts and allow you to make the decision.
How can you send somebody else's kid to war if you won't send your own?
I live in Mexico in the wintertime, and I live off the grid down there.
I've been water-boarded, and I speak from experience, and it's torture.
I live by the golden rule: Treat others as you'd want them to treat you.
You can't legislate against stupidity, but we try to do it all the time.
I can unequivocally tell you I would not have sent my kid to the Iraq war.
Government is like physics, you know - for every action, there's a reaction.
Politics is not my life. I have a career in radio and another career in film.
I could never be a career politician, because I believe in telling the truth.
Government has no place telling you who to fall in love with and who to marry.
If I could be reincarnated as a fabric, I would come back as a 38 double-D bra.
Any party that would put Sarah Palin up on a pedestal will never have my support.
It seems that elections today are more popularity than they are substantial issues.
Let's face it: WikiLeaks exists because the mainstream media haven't done their job.
I don't want Democrats in the boardroom and I don't want Republicans in the bedroom.
If you were to come to Minnesota, I could have you locked up like that. That's power.
I have metal in my body, so every time I go to an airport, the metal detector goes off.
I have metal in my body, so every time I go to an airport ,the metal detector goes off.
If you don't vote, then you may be leaving the decisions up to someone dumber than you.
The prohibition of drugs causes crime. You don't have to legalize, just decriminalize it.
I think the founding fathers believed religion shouldn't interact directly with government.
I believe that the Rolling Stones and Led Zeppelin are two of the greatest rock bands ever!
Our theaters, our museums, our culture. We have everything New York has without the hassles.
I will never stand for a national anthem again. I will turn my back and I will raise a fist.
If the government mandates anything with a price tag on it, then it ought to fund the project.
Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers.
There are a lot of good causes out there, but they can't possibly all be served by government.
I'm saying that there's way more to 9/11 than mainstream media and our government have told us.
There is much more to being a patriot and a citizen than reciting the pledge or raising a flag.
Don't vote for a Democrat or Republican, I have never voted for one in my life and I never will.