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Money is sensual.
I shave without using shaving cream.
We are even better looking on the small screen
I loved the idea of touching base with an audience.
Being on a sitcom stops me from getting Alzheimer's.
Creative comedy is like growing geraniums in a mine field.
Anne hated the idea of putting me down in front of the audience.
I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny.
The worst thing in this business is to be thought of as a no-talent.
Hollywood never knew there was a Vietnam War until they made the movie.
Never go for the punch line. There might be something funnier on the way.
I've been around the block a lot and I've had a merry trail for 55 years.
I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories.
Some of the routines come back very easily. We do it off the top of our heads.
Anne is very forgiving. She doesn't care about money, being rich, or clothes. We never argued about finances.
My father and mother. I figured if I could make them laugh, they'd stop fighting. I stole all their material.
My father and mother - I figured if I could make them laugh, they'd stop fighting. I stole all their material.
It can make you sad to look at pictures from your youth. So there's a trick to it. The trick is not to look at the later pictures.
During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one.
We managed to hang in there. Today when people get married there's a tendency to run away when things get tough. There is a lot of strength in hanging together.
I ask myself why I do it. Maybe it's to prove I'm still around. It takes a lot out of my body. I'm not an NBA player anymore. At my age, very few people can handle it.
I ask myself why I do it [work]. Maybe it's to prove I'm still around. It takes a lot out of my body. I'm not an NBA player anymore. At my age, very few people can handle it.
Would you go to see a brilliant actor who's been framed for something that he didn't do, and put him on a stage and say he's going to do Hamlet for you, and why don't you enjoy it? That's a hell of an analogy, but it's about the same thing.