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I dream in color.
Red is uplifting.
I'm sour at times.
I need the applause.
I never stop working.
Turning 90 is not for sissies.
I'm an unusual man. I know that.
I don't like any female comedians.
I've had great success being a total idiot.
When I was young, I wasn't disciplined at all.
Going unnoticed has never been my strong suit.
Marilyn Monroe was a fabulous dame - fabulous.
I get paid for what most kids get punished for.
Billy Crystal, Steve Martin do wonderful things.
My Judaism has always been a great pride with me.
An only child, I always wanted a large hug-house.
Adrenaline is so strong that none of us understand it.
When I arrived in Las Vegas, I felt I was embraced by it.
You can't hold comedy back, because it needs to be exposed.
Comedy is a man in trouble. And without it, there's no humor.
My family was as absolute as the work.Family was first always.
Nothing can stop anyone who has a love and passion about their work.
When I'm working, I stay in ICU in any hospital that will get me a bed.
Commercial television has underestimated the intelligence of the public.
Make film, shoot film, run film. Do something. Make film. Shoot anything.
I almost get annoyed at the fact that I'm not going to use all that I got.
I don't want to be remembered. I want the nice words when I can hear them.
You can ask me anything you want. That doesn't mean I'm going to answer you.
I started as a writer. I had the dumb act, but I made my living from writing.
I like to watch all those shows that shouldn't be on the air - reality shows.
If I was performing, I had no pain. But you can't stay on stage 24 hours a day.
Adrenaline is wonderful. It covers pain. It covers dementia. It covers everything.
You can't be faulted for being selfish if you're going to get better because of it.
Getting attention is my business. My whole life's predicated on, 'Hey, look at me!'
God hadn't made me handsome, but he'd given me something, I always felt: funny bones.
A wonderful thing happens over time. You fall in love with the sound of your own voice.
That never stops. That's what drives you: the joy and excitement of doing what you love.
For those who understand, no explaination is needed...For those who don't, none will do.
I don't ordinarily do television because I don't like some of the things projected on it.
I'm shocked to be saying this, but as a child, I never went to a circus. It cost too much.
You think about getting old, but when you get there, it's not what you thought it would be.
Interviews are vital, but you cannot allow an interviewer to take your life and disturb it.
People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius.
I've had the greatest respect for my work in this country by Americans. Critics have no brains.
I almost resent being Charley Moviestar. Yeah, I'm grateful. But it takes me away from my kids.
Pity? You don't want to be pitied because you're a cripple in a wheelchair? Stay in your house!
You might as well like yourself; just think about all the time you're gonna have to spend with you.
Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.
Seeing a woman project the kind of aggression that you have to project as a comic just rubs me wrong.
I have some very personal feelings about politics, but I don't get into it because I do comedy already.