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I've seen a lot of real out-of-line attitudes since I have been in the WWF and those people are still there or are getting a second or third chance or something like that.
The fats dented the flats.
Go back to your bingo hall.
Can I press one for English?
J.R.'s got moves like Jagger!
Foley looks like an un-made bed.
Are you ready for some puppies?!
Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!
Is he dancing or having a seizure?
ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.
One man's trash is another man's girlfriend.
Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.
I'd like to retain Trish Stratus's services.
You lost weight? Look around, you'll find it.
Cheating is only cheating when you get caught.
This man can make a horror movie without makeup.
Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?
If charisma were rain, Blackman would be a desert.
I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.
Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon.
You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.
When David killed Goliath, Mae Young called the cops.
Paul Bearer has more chins than a Chinese phone book!
When it comes to Shawn Michaels, there's always a way.
You never really know a woman till you meet her in court.
If Mark Henry was the Titanic, the iceberg would've sank!
I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!
Paul Bearer is so fat, he has his own gravitational pull!
If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks?
Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.
A little sex on TV never hurt anyone...unless you fall off!
Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing!
Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.
The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries.
There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.
Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.
When God said 'Let there be light', Mae Young threw the switch.
Get that strait jacket that Heidenreich had and put it on Lita!
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
Jim Ross you're a fine one to talk about how someone is dressed.
Jake 'The Snake's' two best friends are Jim Beam & Jack Daniels.
As they say, anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation.
What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.
If at first you don't succeed, see if there is a prize for the losers.
You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia... a tourist.
Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.
Helen Hart is the only person I know with an autographed copy of the Bible.
Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.
There's one thing that comes into mind when I see Trish Stratus... MANAGEMENT
The Dudleys are going to get the VIP treatment this Sunday-- Very Intense Pain!
