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Right now Andy Larkin is pitching just like young Andy Larkin.
The sky is so clear today you can see all the way to Missouri.
Zane Smith is a guy who can shut you out as well as look at you.
Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.
I sure hope you're staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series.
I challenge anyone, even with a radar machine, to hit that slider.
Billy Almon has all of his in-laws and outlaws here this afternoon.
There's a hard shot to LeMaster, he throws Madlock into the dugout.
I don't know about Willie Davis. He's not as young as he used to be.
Trailing 5-1, the Padres added an insurance run in the eighth inning.
Mike Caldwell, the Padres' right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.
A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.
Pete Rose has three thousand hits and three thousand fourteen overall.
Larry Lintz steals second standing up. He slid, but he didn't have to.
You might want to put this in the back of your craw and think about it.
That big guy, Winfield, at 6'6", can do things only a small man can do.
On the mound is Randy Jones, the left-hander with the Karl Marx hairdo.
That's Hendrick's 19th home run. One more and he reaches double figures.
The way he's swinging the bat, he won't get a hit until the 20th century.
Grubb goes back, back... He's under the warning track and makes the play.
I've never seen a game like this. Every game this year has been like this.
Rick Miller hit only one home run last year, and that's like hitting none.
Over the course of a season, a miscue will cost you more than a good play.
I like to use big words so people will think I know what I'm talking about.
That's the fourth extra base hit for the Padres - two doubles and a triple.
Ron Guidry is not very big, maybe 140 pounds, but he has an arm like a lion.
The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
Parker's grand slam is the same as going 4 for 4, even though he went 1 for 4.
Sanguillen is totally unpredictable to pitch to because he's so unpredictable.
Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.
DeShaies is like a clock out there. Every other pitch goes one way or the other.
The Cards lead the Dodgers 4-2 after one inning and that one hasn't even started.
You never ask why you've been fired because if you do, they're liable to tell you.
I don't mean he missed him, but he just didn't get him when he put the tag on him.
That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it.
Gene Richards swings, the ball bounces foul and hits him in the head. No harm done.
We started with 53,000 people. Half are gone, but surprisingly, most are still here!
Reggie Smith of the Dodgers and Gary Matthews of the homers hit Braves in that game.
Many people think the Cards at the end of the wire will cross the finish line first.
Last night's homer was Stargell's 399th career home run, leaving him one shy of 500.
There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.
They've taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they've taken the shoe off Johnny Grubb.
If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and put him in cement.
Enos Cabell started out here with the Astros, and before that he was with the Orioles.
Ozzie makes a leaping, diving stop, shovels to Fernando and everybody drops everything.
When Guante started, they thought he'd be like popcorn, one of the most popular things around.
The Phillies beat the Cubs today in a doubleheader. That puts another keg in the Cubs' coffin.
It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres better warm up real good because it's stiff out there.
From the way Denny's shaking his head, he's either got an injured shoulder or a gnat in his eye.
You didn't have to say it was gone. It was gone before it got outta here. It was going that fast.