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Zach had brought her a dog.
Nothing but good times ahead.
Real life doesn't have to suck.
Christ, I'm in a Doris Day movie
We're going to need a bigger dock
Once you know the truth, it's always obvious
A bar would not be a good career move for you.
If you haven't failed, you're not trying hard enough.
You got shot at and you still got me an air conditioner.
If you can't be a good example, then be a terrible warning.
He loved her all he could; but he couldn't love her very much.
Really, The smart thing to do was to stop dating and get a cat.
Everybody's crooked. The trick is to find out how they're bent.
As far as I'm concerned the last good man went when Elvis died.
I believe things will work out for us if we just believe in ourselves.
I like my afterglow with you in motion. I measure time by how your body sways.
Drink to me! I just realized that I've slept with everyone at this table! ~Nell
The last time I saw a brow that low I was watching slides in anthropology class
Breasts are very important for women. Their clothes just don't hang right without them.
Part of being a writer is defending your vision and not caving in to outside pressures.
If you can't be a good example, you'll just have to be a horrible warning." -Gwen Goodnight
I'm talkin' about you. Stop pretending you're normal. You're insane. Make that work for you.
His sentences didn't seem to have any verbs, which was par for a politician. All nouns, no action.
There wasn't enough gratitude in the world for a server who kept drinks coming at a time like this.
Dempseys are never in trouble. We just have stretches of life that are more interesting than others.
Broaden your horizons. They're the only ones you'll ever have, so make the suckers as wide as possible.
Values aren't buses... They're not supposed to get you anywhere. They're supposed to define who you are.
have you ever met a woman you wanted to give everything to? just turn over everything you had? -Davy Dempsey-
Your cat just got cat hair on me.” “It’s only fair,” Min said. “Your suit just got expensive suit lint on him.
That furniture cost me a fortune! It's designer furniture." "Designed by whom ? Darth Vader ? The Hitler Youth ?
Of course it hurt you neanderthal! See that? Thats blood. If theres blood, theres pain. Its like smoke and fire.
It was a lot easier when we could just brand'em," Ben said. "Then everybody'd know not to mess with our womenfolk.
That’s not a father. That’s a sperm donor. Forget him. He’s a mess. Concentrate on me. I’m terrific. (Linc Blaise)
Be sober, be vigilant because your adversary the Devil walks about like a roaring lion, seeking whom he may devour.
When Eve ate the apple her knowledge increased. But God liked dumb women so Paradise ceased. Gwen Goodnight. Her Work.
In the bad old days, men kept women from choosing to work. In the bad new days, women keep women from choosing to stay home.
Dead woman are not romantic,' Sophie said flatly. 'Okay, she's not dead,' Phin said. 'The bear ate her, and she came her brains out.
You’ve always been nuts. That’s fine. I can deal with nuts. But lately, you’ve been depressed nuts. I can’t deal with that. - Anthony
I had you pictured dead in a pool of blood in front of the fireplace. And now you show up alive, and I want to kill you myself. (Zack)
Trying to seduce Alec at all was a waste of time; he came preseduced anyway. Like a microwave entrée. You pressed his buttons, and he got hot.
This is a woman you've known less than twelve hours. It took you a year to pick out a couch, but you're seriously—" “Yes,” Roger said. “She's the one.
Say, ‘Thank you, Phin.’ ” “Oh, please.” “Say, Thank youvery much, Phin. ” “I don’t think so.” “Say, ‘You are a great lover, Phin.’ ” “I’m out of here.
You have to open up to the world and learn optimism...Contentment with the past, happiness with the present, and hope for the future. Learned optimisim.
Feel no guilt. Getting married and giving birth does not mean that you have sold your life away to perfectly healthy people who can get their own damn socks.
I could shove this swizzle stick through his heart, Min thought. She would'nt do it, of course. The stick was plastic and not nearly pointed enough on the end.
Can we go to work now? Because we're about a minute away from breaking out the ice cream and talking about our feelings, and I don't think we can come back from that.
Have you talked to North?" he said. "Yes," she said. "I asked him to get us cable." "I wish you weren't talking to him." "I'd talk to Satan to get cable," Andie said.
You know who you remind me of? The kid cop in Lethal Weapon 3. You know, the one who says, 'it's my twenty-first birthday today', and right away you know he's dead meat?
no more pep talks about believing in toads," Liza said. "Don't they turn into princeses when you kiss them?" Bonnie said. "Thats frogs," Liza Said. "Entirely different species.
He was not looking forward to breaking the law. He was straight now. He'd matured. Crime no longer excited him. What?' Ronald said. I didn't say anything.' You're breathing heavy.