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One study found that people who smile in childhood photographs are less likely to get a divorce.
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Childhood
Divorce
People
Photographs
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Women tell stories; men want answers. Guys get impatient when we drone on forever; we get frustrated when they tune out.
Jenna Mccarthy / Author
Men
Forever
Frustrated
Guy
Tune
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Subsisting on a diet drawn from one food group isn't healthy or gratifying. Even eating cupcakes 24/7 eventually would get old!
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Diet
Cupcakes
Eating
Groups
Healthy
Drawn
Eventually
Gratifying
Group
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I don't care how handsome or fabulous or funny the groom is, or how sweet and accommodating the bride, or vice versa. Marriage is hard.
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Funny
Marriage
Care
Don't Care
Fabulous
Handsome
Sweet
Vice Versa
Vices
Bride
Groom
Versa
Vice
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The bottom line is, whether you're in it or you're searching for it, I believe marriage is an institution worth pursuing and protecting.
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Bottom
Bottom Line
Marriage Believe I Believe
Institution
Protecting
Pursuing
Searching
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Divorce is contagious. That's right - when you have a close couple friend split up, it increases your chances of getting a divorce by 75 percent.
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Contagious
Couple
Divorce
Percent
Splits
Chances
Increases
Split
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Scientific studies about relationships fascinate me, and I devour them hungrily, especially when they give big, fancy-sounding names to everyday experiences.
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Everyday
Giving
Names
Devour
Fascinate
Scientific
Studies
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Women, we care a great deal about being thin and good looking, whereas men mostly care about sex - ideally with women who are thinner and better looking than they are.
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Inspiration
Motivation
Sex
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If you had asked me when I was 28 and in my wedding dress if I ever thought I would end up in my forties flipping my husband the bird over potato chips, I'd say you were crazy.
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Wedding
Bird
Chips
Crazy
Husband
Forties
Flipping
Potato
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As relationships progress, the time you spend smooching diminishes. Where kissing was once an enjoyable entree unto itself, it becomes a mere appetizer couples hasten through on the way to the main course.
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Couple
Enjoyable
Kissing
Main Course
Mere
Progress
Couples
Diminishes
Hasten
Unto
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When you're pregnant, you go out and buy every single book; you have this stack of books on your nightstand, but there was nothing that was preparing me for anything even remotely resembling what my life was going to look like.
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Pregnant
Life Look Me
Remotely
Resembling
Stack
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Now, as husbands go, I have to admit I did all right. Joe is unquestionably handsome, doesn't leave ragged toenail clippings scattered about the house, and has never once, in nearly five thousand days of togetherness, left the toilet seat up.
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Handsome
Ragged
Thousand
Togetherness
Admit
Nearly
Seat
Husbands
Joe
Scattered
Unquestionably
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Merely watching a romantic comedy causes relationship satisfaction to plummet. Apparently, the bitter realization that maybe it could happen to us, but it obviously hasn't and it probably never will, makes our lives seem unbearably grim in comparison.
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Inspiration
Motivation
Realization
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Beyond the profound federal perks, married people make more money; we're healthier, physically and emotionally; we produce happier, more stable and more successful kids; we have more sex than our supposedly swinging single friends; we even live longer.
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Inspiration
Motivation
Sex
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The man you married is yours to have and to hold for the rest of ever, even if he starts chewing tobacco or decides to pierce his hairy nipple and buy a Corvette, because you very plainly said - or at least implied - you were in it for better or for worse.
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Chewing
Implied
Pierce
Tobacco
Hairy
Plainly
Yours
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[Newlyweds,] these optimistic young bastards, promise to honor and cherish each other through hot flashes and mid-life crises and a cumulative 50-pound weight gain, until that far-off day when one of them is finally able to rest in peace. You know, because they can't hear the snoring anymore.
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Optimistic
Inspiration
Motivation
Rest In Peace
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What do women do when they get together? We sit around and talk! Men, not so much. My theory is that this difference is genetic and dates back to the hunter-gatherer societies, when the men had to be quiet as they hunted, lest they scare away the bison and then everyone starved to death and it was all their fault.
Jenna Mccarthy / Author
Death
Men
Differences
Get Together
Hunted
Quiet
Scare
Theory
Together
Men Women Together
Talk
Death Men Women
Dates
Difference
Fault
Death Women Men
Genetic
Lest
Societies
Sit
Starved
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