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Stupid, Stupid Rat Creatures!
Jeff Smith / Cartoonist
Creatures
Rats
Stupid
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That's right, kid. Never play an ace if a two will do.
Jeff Smith / Cartoonist
Kids
Play
Two
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Upon your feet you have ten toes, they look just like PO-TA-TOES!
Jeff Smith / Cartoonist
Feet
Looks
Toes
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Phoney: Here's your problem Fone Bone! We're off the map! Get a bigger map!
Jeff Smith / Cartoonist
Bones
Maps
Problem
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Most seafoods should be simply threatened with heat and then celebrated with joy.
Jeff Smith / Cartoonist
Cooking
Heat
Joy
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All kids draw some kind of cartoon characters. They just grow out of them, and I didn't
Jeff Smith / Cartoonist
Kids
Cartoon
Character
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The design process, at its best, integrates the aspirations of art, science, and culture.
Jeff Smith / Cartoonist
Art
Culture
Design Process
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CONTROL MYSELF?!! I'm a MONSTER! Monsters don't control themselves! That's the whole IDEA!
Jeff Smith / Cartoonist
Control Myself
Ideas
Monsters
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I think people have a little wall they throw up real quick if they see swords and sorcery.
Jeff Smith / Cartoonist
Real
Thinking
Wall
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I prefer the Chinese method of eating. You can do anything at the table except arm wrestle.
Jeff Smith / Cartoonist
Chinese
Eating
Method
Arm
Prefer
Except
Table
Wrestle
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I prefer the Chinese method of eating.... You can do anything at the table except arm wrestle.
Jeff Smith / Cartoonist
Food
Chinese
Cooking
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[We need] to nurture the entrepreneurial spirit and the tremendous untapped potential in our prisons.
Jeff Smith / Cartoonist
Inspiration
Motivation
Needs
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Walt Kelly was much more interested in allegory and politics, and I'm much more interested in metaphors and myth.
Jeff Smith / Cartoonist
Allegory
Metaphor
Myth
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I don't go for the nouvelle approach - serving a rabbit rump with coffee extract sauce and a slice of kiwi fruit.
Jeff Smith / Cartoonist
Food
Coffee
Cooking
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How can people say they don't eat eggplant when God loves the color and the French love the name? I don't under'stand.
Jeff Smith / Cartoonist
Food
Eggplant
Godly
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The way I feel about it is: Beat me or feed me, but don't tease me. It's toy food; who needs it? Serve it to toy people.
Jeff Smith / Cartoonist
Food
Cooking
People
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Prepared and fast foods have given us the time and freedom to see cooking as an art form - a form of creative expression.
Jeff Smith / Cartoonist
Art
Food
Expression
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I attended the Columbus College Of Art & Design for a little while, until I realized they didn't take cartooning very seriously.
Jeff Smith / Cartoonist
Art
Design
College
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I never graduated, but I was kind of floating between journalism and art, because neither one wanted to claim me, as a cartoonist.
Jeff Smith / Cartoonist
Art
Floating
Journalism
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Please understand the reason why Chinese vegetables taste so good. It is simple. The Chinese do not cook them, they just threaten them!
Jeff Smith / Cartoonist
Food
Chinese
Please
Simple
Taste
Vegetables
Cook
Threaten
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The squid is so cooperative. Its body forms a tube that can be stuffed with marvelous fillings. You don't have to be Greek to enjoy this one.
Jeff Smith / Cartoonist
Food
Greek
Squids
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Serve this dish with much too much wine for your guests, along with some cooked green vegetables and a huge salad. You will be famous in about half an hour.
Jeff Smith / Cartoonist
Food
Vegetables
Wine
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I think the audience is truly all ages: I don't put anything in there that kids can't see, or shouldn't see, but I have to keep it interesting for me as an adult
Jeff Smith / Cartoonist
Kids
Interesting
Thinking
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Omit and substitute! That's how recipes should be written. Please don't ever get so hung up on published recipes that you forget that you can omit and substitute.
Jeff Smith / Cartoonist
Food
Cooking
Recipes
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Scallops are expensive, so they should be treated with some class. But then, I suppose that every creature that gives his life for our table should be treated with class.
Jeff Smith / Cartoonist
Food
Class
Giving
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Feasting is also closely related to memory. We eat certain things in a particular way in order to remember who we are. Why else would you eat grits in Madison, New Jersey?
Jeff Smith / Cartoonist
Food
Memories
Order
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Smiley Bone: You can't feel safe unless there's something to be safe against! Phoney Bone: Exactly! People like to be victims! There's a certain unassailable moral superiority about it.
Jeff Smith / Cartoonist
Moral
People
Safe
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I'm 40 years old, and I still love watching Bugs Bunny slap the bull on the nose. I still watch those cartoons, and yet I also enjoy reading books about science, or the current fiction.
Jeff Smith / Cartoonist
Book
Reading
Years
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Prisoners learn how to make do with less, and many of them want to take this ingenuity that they've learned to the outside ... but there's no training, nothing to prepare them for that.
Jeff Smith / Cartoonist
Inspiration
Motivation
Training
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As I got into the animation, as I learned more about the business, I learned that you need a lot of people to do anything animated - even a short, let alone a feature film. And you need a lot of money.
Jeff Smith / Cartoonist
Film
Needs
People
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The 20-G Centrifuge is our largest facility certified for use by humans. Its capabilities make it a unique NASA resource and a very versatile research tool that is ideal for developing health-maintenance activities for astronauts.
Jeff Smith / Cartoonist
Maintenance
Tools
Unique
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Slaves were taught to be fine chefs, but they endangered their lives if they made a mistake or served an ill-prepared dish. Rather than being reprimanded, they were often hauled into the dining room and flogged in the presence of the guests.
Jeff Smith / Cartoonist
Food
Dining
Mistake
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I'm so hungry, comrade! It has been days since we ate those two raccoons!' 'I know comrade. I'm even beginning to wish we had some of your homemade quiche!' 'Oh comrade! Do you mean it?' 'Hey--Hey! None of that! If you ever tell anyone I said that, I'll deny it!
Jeff Smith / Cartoonist
Mean
Two
Wish
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I love this book! Cathy Malkasian's Percy Gloom swirls with echoes of cartoon landscapes from the past and present. You can almost hear Percy Gloom's meek, docile little voice. Her writing is so full of wit and charm that we, like the title character, walk dutifully to the edge and fall in. And like Percy, we are rewarded equally with night terrors and secret treasures.
Jeff Smith / Cartoonist
Book
Character
Fall
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