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You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.
You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.
You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.
You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out.
What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do.
You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.
You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.
You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.
You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.
You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.
You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.
You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.
You might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank.
You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.
If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.
You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.
You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.
You take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got AN IDIOT!
You might be a redneck if you celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.
You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.
You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
You might be a redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom.
You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.
You might be a redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.
You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.
Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?
You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.
You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.
It's sad when you see somebody that talented that passes away and doesn't have to.
You might be a redneck if you're still scalping tickets after the concert is over.
You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road.
You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.
You might be a redneck if the Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.
To me, the media in New York and LA have always missed the essence of this country.
If you think a quaterhorse is that ride in front of Kmart.. You might be a rednneck
You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.
You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.
You might be a redneck if Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair.
You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.
If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck
You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.
If your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck.
You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.
You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.
You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.
You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.
You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.
You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.
You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor.