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Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.
Well, what did I expect? S&M didn't stand for soft and mushy?
It was ironic; he held her captive, yet she’d captivated him.
You'll be scandalized in the morning when you can think again.
I threw my hands up. Men. They were impossible to reason with.
Anytime you want to lay off the paybacks God, that'd be great.
Ask me if I sparkle and I’ll kill you where you stand.” (Bones)
Well, I hope your hard self enjoys flogging the bishop tonight!
The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..." Mencheres to Cat
No one believes you’re serious until bodies start to fall. -Vlad
That’s right, you nasty little vixen, bite me harder." Ian urged.
Bath toys are reserved only for the oldest, more lethal vampires.
It hurts to much to be close to you, but continually pushed away.
I don't mind foreigners. God save the queen!" he squeaked and ran.
You messed with the wrong white girl, motherfucker!” Tyler shouted.
You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.
Beautiful and diabolical. You make me impatient indeed to claim you.
Don't kiss me like a woman if you're going to treat me like a child.
Family is always irreplaceable, even when they’re also irreconcilable.
I don't care what you think, your junk does not have special abilities.
Because, Cat, it’s the feminine persuasion that’s always the deadliest.
Jesus, Mary and Joseph, I was going to squirt tears. How unprofessional.
He tasted like sin made into wine: dark, heady, and impossible to resist.
Only fools pity survivors their scars and you should never kowtow to fools
If you were Catholic, you'd singe the ears of the priest you confessed to.
I’m the only authentic Vlad. Everyone else is merely an envious imitation.
Bring me liquor, Bones, fast, to take my foot out of my mouth. Cat to Bones
...you don't care because you're all that and I'm just an artery in a dress.
You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!
Did you really think I'd ceased to care? Kitten, I care so much it wrecks me.
Licking Falls, Ohio, had its own set of standards. They were archaic at best.
I want to know all of you, Kitten. What you show me, and what you try not to.
No, I do my torturing in the dungeon like any other respectable castle owner.
You're the light I can never have and I'm the darkness you'll never succumb to.
It hasn't escaped my notice that you only compliment me when you're intoxicated.
Note to self: Don't get on Veritas's bad side. She holds a grudge for centuries.
Don't fret, Grannie. We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her
How I hated the dark part of me that continually foretold of failure or futility.
You can have all of me, I silently told him, but I'm taking all of you in return.
That face. That body. And you know he’s packing. Look at the angle on that dangle.
I love you, Kitten. There's nothing on this earth or under it that can change that.
I’d gone heavy on the black eye makeup until raccoons and I could pass for cousins.
Time has no dominion over love. Love is the one thing that transcends time. (Bones)
We had to play the hand we were dealt, all of us. Fighting the battles we could win.
One of my favorite things about supernatural fiction is its vast array of creatures.
I hadn't expected to be kidnapped today or I'd have worn something more conservative.
You should figure out who you are and what you need, and then don't apologize for it.
I don't lack for bed partners, so I don't need to scrounge for unwilling scraps.-Spade
He smiled, so sensual and beautiful, it was another form of bliss just looking at him.
There's nothing to catch up on. You came, you saw, you scored, you left. End of story.