Quotes of All Topics . Occasions . Authors
Sometimes it's hard to tell what's love and what's only indigestion
Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you.
My eyes rolled so far back in my head that I could see myself think
It's not the pizza, darlin', its my masculine presence." Joe Morelli
We don't usually write up accidents involving rabbits. - Joe Morelli
Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done.
There are some men who enter a woman's life and screw it up forever.
Ranger Smiled. 'You want me to be Superman? Spend the night with me.
I was going to go to church, but I decided to get doughnuts instead.
Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart?
Oh good. I love being bait for a homicidal mutilator." Stephanie Plum
Kiss those cuffs good-bye." Lula from "Hard Eight" By Janet Evonavich
Cupcake , you've been breaking my heart for as long as I've known you
I've finally reached a stage in my career where I can do what I want.
I stuck my tongue out at him because I was feeling exceptionall mature.
There's a small possibility that I might be a murder suspect" Stephanie
Ranger plays by his own set of rules, and I don't have a complete copy.
'It's been almost a month since you found a body. I knew you were due.'
I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble.
The best we can do is prioritize our needs and make choices accordingly.
Good thing he's dead," Lula said, "or that would have hurt like the devil.
You can't put cuffs on Mr. Cluck! What will the kids think?" Stuart Bagget
Happens to me all the time...People are always underestimating my dumbness.
Since I write in first person and have no idea what goes on in men's heads.
I'd hate to list our specialties. Wreck cars, eat doughnuts, create mayhem.
I rolled my eyes so far into the top of my head I almost fell over backward.
I had an alarm, I had nerve gas, I had a yogurt. What more could anyone want?
You're a magnet for mess. I've never seen anything like it. Lula to Stephanie
No one expected a first year engineering student to build the perfect bridge.
I always felt once it goes into movie land, the book belongs to someone else.
Look at you! You look like Rangeman Barbie. You got a gun and everything. -Lula
Life is about survival of the fittest, and Jersey is producing the master race.
I was driving by, doing a security check... and I smelled leg of lamb." Morelli
You need teeth like mine!" Grandma said. "You can just mail 'em to the dentist!
I don't know much about cars," Joyce said, "but I think someone took my engine.
Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.
When you're trying to expand your business, it's about real estate in the stores.
And when I was in the trunk, I saw Jesus. And the Virgin Mary. And Ozzy Osbourne.
He squinted at me. "What are you wearing? Is that some new form of birth control?
Writing a graphic novel is hard. It feels closer to a screen play than to a novel.
Men!" I said. "You all a bunch of chauvinist morons" Stephanie Plum - Ten Big Ones
I like being able to provide consistent and frequent literary choices for my fans.
Was a fast easy reading, Good to take your mind off of anything serious for a while
My professional aspirations were simple - I wanted to be an intergalactic princess.
Every time I write 'Stephanie Plum', it's going to be Katherine Heigl's face there.
What I have to outline is action and plot because I'm not particularly good at that.
Thinking very often resembles napping, but the intent is different. --Stephanie Plum
This isn't just a job. This is a service profession. We uphold the law, babe." Ranger
I feel like I never would have been a success and gotten published without my family.
Nice dress you're almost wearing. You ever think about changing professions?" -Ranger