Quotes of All Topics . Occasions . Authors
I'm a real voyeur.
You're such a cupcake.
Nice dress. Take it off.
He had a body like batman
Nice tackle, babe." Ranger
I almost never shoot people.
Saved by the grandma" Ranger
Bullets are creepy." Stephenie
I love Sherri Shepherd as Lula.
What I do miss is the Jersey Shore.
Cupcake, your middle name is trouble.
I hate mornings. They start so early.
I have bad car juju." -Stephanie Plum
About that proposal, cupcake..." Morelli
I don't need handcuffs to enslave a woman.
My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.
Concentrate on doing the job, not the fear.
I'd kiss you, but you smell like a gym bag.
These are desparate times." - Stephanie Plum
With the exception of dessert, food is food.
One Ranger is all you'll ever need. - Ranger
We're comic book fans; we're huge NASCAR fans.
Your life isn't out of control. It's expanded.
I'm telling you, it's fu**ing hard to be classy
He asked me if I had adequate health insurance.
We don't appreciate the value of humor sometimes.
I can give you a better 'and then'," Ranger said.
You should see me work my magic in leather" Ranger
I did such a gigantic eye roll I almost fell over.
Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.
Respect and love your readers. Write for the reader.
I'm a sitcom junky. And I love rom coms. Mind candy.
I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur
If she wasn't your grandmother I'd shoot her." Ranger
If you want to cry, you're not going to like my books.
I wasn't dating anyone. I was fornicating with Batman.
He's a good man," Ranger said. "And you?" "I'm better.
Have you eaten?' I asked Diesel. When?' Recently.' No.
Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.
I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.
Sweetie, nothing that flies looks safe, including birds.
Cute? I think my testosterone level just dropped - Ranger
Were really screwed up, aren't we?" "In a very large way.
If I gave you a pity position it wouldn't be in my office.
The golden years are for pussies. We went straight to brass.
The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.
I made a choice that I was not going to be a pretentious writer.
Almost everybody I know has died,” Grandma said. “Bunch of wimps.
You fainted," I told Tank. "I did not," Tank said. "That's a lie.
I don't want my readers slowed down by long passages of narrative.