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Ask him what time it is and he'll tell you how the watch was made.
I won this award for keeping my mouth shut, so I think I'll do it again now.
The opportunity for brotherhood presents itself every time you meet a human being.
I guess I just don't have a talent for it, some women just aren't the marrying kind - or anyway, not the permanent marrying kind, and I'm one of them.
It's not because I'm bitter or because I don't agree with him politically. I've always been a registered Republican. But it's bad taste to talk about ex-husbands and ex-wives, that's all. Also, I don't know a damn thing about politics.