Quotes of All Topics . Occasions . Authors
Keep this in mind: there are no coincidences.
Can I come in? No! I'm in a towel! I'm blind!
Dogs, dogs, go away, let me live another day.
Louisiana, the state road maintenance forgot.
I love to tell stories. It's a delight for me.
Part 1- In search of Hot Chocolate-Chip Cookies
A good love story always keeps the pot boiling.
Do you ever have dirty thoughts about spongebob?
Yes!” said Fang, punching the air. “Freaks rule.
What kind of thoughtless creep would burn a book?
Our parents were a test tube and a turkey baster.
Boy, you just can't kill people like you used to.
Where was the catch? 'Cause I knew one was coming.
I vill destroy de snickers bar!" Gazzy(The Gas Man)
Pick a tree. I'll carve our initials into it." -Fang
Oz thinks I'm beautiful," she whispered to the stars.
It's been said that love finds you when you're ready.
You know, when you're right, that's all you get to be.
What happened to your tan?"--Fang "It was dirt." --Max
"So you have your price."... "Your soul for a cookie."
Honesty is always good, except when it's better to lie.
My life revolves around my writing, my wife and my son.
Sometimes a happy delusion is better than grim reality.
Besides my great fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica.
It's the ciiiiiiiiiiiiircle of liiiiiiiiiife!" Iggy sang
What was premeditated murder if not calculated leverage?
Once a bird kid, always a bird kid. - maximum ride series
I shot him the bird. (Get it? I shot him the—never mind.)
What's so funny 'bout peace, love, and world destruction?
Is that clear?" said Borcht "as clear as pea soup" I said
Do I open it? Do I open it? Of course I freaking open it!
I'm very emotional. I do feel stuff, for better or worse.
That machine took my money!' I said. 'I must have revenge!
Gazzy: "Just Ten?" Angel: "No." Gazzy: "Five?" Angel: "No.
Never underestimate the power of funny, it moves mountains.
Angel: What's sauerkraut? Max: You don't want it. Trust me.
I recommend you stick to your own species, Shy Babe." p. 155
You are an endless project...changing, evolving, surprising.
If you love something let it go.. if it comes back its yours
Nowhere will you meet more interesting people than in books.
There you have it: our lives in a nutshell. Emphasis on nut.
Everything I loved was taken away from me, and I did not die.
Dreams die hard. And sometimes they don't have to die at all.
Pain is a message, and you can choose to ignore that message.
Advanced life-forms, my seweet patootie. Jerks. Both of them.
If I'm writing and a chapter isn't coming, I just move ahead.
Hollywood is a peculiar beast - people in Hollywood are nuts.
Don’t be afraid.” “I hear voices,” Iggy said. “Be very afraid.
Iggy. This is not a democracy," I said,(...)"It's a Maxocracy.
A guy who hates his job isn't going to be too charming at home.