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I serve society by rocking!
I don't get hung up on weight.
Weddings mainly are for drinkers.
Every movie presents its challenges.
Habit is the strongest thing in life.
You're not hardcore, unless you live hardcore
I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
I feel as if you're saying that DJ is not a real job.
You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.
Clarifying your identity helps you just talk to ladies.
I'd rather be the king of kids, than the prince of fools.
My children are magical creatures and I love them to death.
A long life or a short life are of equal importance to God.
Push-ups, sit-ups, and a strict diet of raisins. That's my plan.
I'm fairly certain that YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people.
Iris, if you were a melody...piano melody. I used only the good notes.
I'm always looking for talented people that I want to collaborate with.
Push-ups, sit-ups, and a strict diet of raisins. That's my plan [for 2011].
We're not just twice as powerful when we're together, but ten times as powerful.
I'm an aspiring writer. I hate that phrase. You're either a writer or you're not.
It's all about finding your voice in whatever your profession... it helps your confidence.
When it's a bad movie you want to release it quietly. You try to keep it a secret like an STD.
Just because you don't know how to do stand-up doesn't mean you don't know how to put on a show.
You only have to go hardcore humiliation on the first film. On the subsequent sequels, you can coast.
We're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let's face it, that's it.
If Beethoven and Bach hooked up with Mozart and made a band, they could be a distant runner up to The D.
I like being married. I'm at home with my wife and kids all the time now. I don't go out for wild nights.
People scream at me, "Hey, let's party." I give off an I'm-crazy-and-I-want-to-arty-and-wrestle-you vibe.
Let's face it, the great comedians now that are handicapped in the looks department are tremendous writers.
I just remember the early days of Tenacious D. There was no talk or thought about doing a TV show or a movie.
I'm always looking for a fresh perspective because it's fun to tell stories that are original and new in some way.
Buddha is pretty funny. Buddha is the coolest, though. If I had to go with one, I'd probably party with the Buddha.
Funny songs, that’s my ticket. I can’t remember when it started or why it started, it’s just something that I NEEDED.
What do you do after you go to space, more importantly? You can't go to a more intense, awesome thing. That's the end.
My parents were very supportive of me and my artistic endeavours. My father and mother came to every school play I ever did.
I always feel bad for people getting married and spending upwards of a hundred thousand dollars. It just seems so absurd to me.
The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how dumb rock can be.
Me personally, I don't have anything against Jesus any more than I do any of the religious icons. I think they're all pretty funny.
There's nothing you can really do to prepare to rock. Do you prepare to eat a delicious meal? Are you hungry? Then you're gonna eat it.
Justice is a word that resides in the dictionary. It occasionally makes its escape, but is promptly caught and put back where it belongs.
I'm used to being crazy and "rock-n-rolly", which is a little different than this world. For me, it was a chance to stretch a little bit.
I recommend that everyone in their youth be as out of shape as possible so that when you turn 40, people can go, "Wow, you look much better now."
I'm gonna drop fitty. I'm gonna drop fitty pounds. How many quarter-pounders with cheeses is that? I'm gonna drop 200 quarter-pounder with cheeses.
I think of myself as an entertainment arsenal. Like I have my acting bazooka and my music machete. And you don't know what I'm going to come at you with.
I'm really excited about our DJ set. That's probably the most exciting of all. It's selfish but it's always your own thing that you're most concerned with.
It's a tough transition really for theater actors to adjust to television or film, and all of these years later, I still have a tendency to play it too big.
The real challenge is if you don't look super sexy, like a Brad Pitt, you're going to have to try harder. You're going to have to make up for it in other ways.
I played, like, a year of piano until I learned the 'Pink Panther' theme. That was my goal. Once I was good enough, I quit. Now my music has to have some rock.
With the acting, it's somebody else's brainchild, and I'm just sort of helping flesh it out. There's a special satisfaction to being the brains behind the operation.
I love comedy and drama equally and music too. I just sort of follow my nose to whatever seems really exciting at the time. Eventually, I might want to do a rock opera.