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I'm just a normal guy.
I will always smell good.
I do date quite frequently.
Sorry, I'm not much of a cook.
I like hanging out with people.
I just like making people laugh.
I love acting. I love performing.
I write short stories. I write every day.
I believe there's nothing I can't accomplish.
I've been acting since 2002, around about there.
I played football, honestly, to get a scholarship.
I always feel at home doing a little bit of action.
When it comes to me, I know what I can do and can't do.
I'm a ninja! I like swords and knives and stuff like that.
If you have the athletic ability, why waste it in one sport?
You know, I stopped being competitive after I played football.
I don't sit down and have meals too often, unless I go out for dinner.
Raising a daughter is hard work. There's no other way to describe it for me.
When a girl finally texts me back, that ding on the phone is like an angel singing.
Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I'm on a horse.
Listen, I'm a big fan of everything on NBC. When I think of comedy on TV, I really think of NBC.
What is good hair? It can be anything to anyone. Good hair is healthy hair, whatever you perceive that to be.
If a woman is into me, it usually takes me awhile to figure that out. She has to hit me over the head with it.
I'm OK with being the Old Spice Guy because before I was the Old Spice Guy I was the guy looking for work on his couch.
I think an education is beneficial, but whether it takes an education to be successful in the arts is a whole other question.
Who names themselves 'The Situation?' I do not take myself seriously like that - not in the least bit - that would be so pretentious.
People really love 'Madea' movies and get a kick out of them. They're phenomenally successful. People get excited when a new one's coming out.
I hope that my daughter grows up empowered and doesn't define herself by the way she looks but by qualities that make her a intelligent, strong and responsible woman.
Writers sometimes write things for me and I like to see what they write because I want to see what their take on my delivery is or what they think that I can do with something. So I kind of leave that to them.
I think commercials are something that everyone does to get out there and get a little bit of exposure, get their feet wet, and also pay the bills. So anytime you can be a part of a wonderful, fun commercial, that's just a bonus.