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There are only two things that can screw this up for us: you and me." "Then we're doomed for sure.
I tried to picture a female version of Jim and got Jim in a dress instead. The image was disturbing.
In there?' She nodded. 'You want us to go into the tortoise?' Another nod. 'It's alive.' Another nod.
Seducing him in the tub smelling of vinegar was out of the question. There had to be some boundaries.
Crazy Curran ranked right up there with monsoons, tornadoes, earthquakes, and other natural disasters.
Did I hurt you in the parking lot?" "No, m'lady. I fell, so I could put a tracker on your car." Great.
Aha! So I’m not crazy.” “You are most definitely crazy,” Derek said. “But in a deranged, endearing way.
Are you implying that our relationship is like a Spanish soap opera?” “I’m not implying. I’m saying it.
The Order of Merciful Aid provided merciful aid, usually on the edge of a blade or the burn of a bullet.
It was his eyes. When you looked into them, you saw chained violence baring teeth and claws back at you.
Every woman should be told she's attractive. Men are seduced by their eyes, women by their ears." Saiman
Nice plan. Take the gullible outsiders, walk them around for a bit, then feed them to the giant tortoise.
I wondered if kicking him in the head would make the whole explanation pop out of his mouth in one chunk.
It was the kind of sword that would make a lifelong pacifist look for tall boots and a hat with feathers.
The human body is an amazing organism. It can go from dead tired to completely alert in a terrified blink.
Oh, Gods." His eyes shone with want and predatory satisfaction. "The name's William. It's a common mistake.
Does Curran not involve you in his strategic sessions?” Ghastek asked. “Nope, I’m just here to look pretty.
Let’s talk.” I pinned Red to his chair with my stare. I did deranged quite well, when the occasion required.
Is there anything else you need to tell me?” Every time I look at you, I have to put a leash on myself. “No.
Just once I want it to be easy and neat. But no, there is never a good decision. I pick what I can live with.
Two years? That's entirely too long. If you want, we can take care of that. After two years it's pure therapy.
I trusted her about as far as I could throw her. I was strong and she was small, but it still wasn't very far.
I have a vamp body for you," Andrea said. "It's in the freezer." I gave her a nice smile. "You shouldn't have.
The kind of eyes that jumped from a woman's dreams right into her morning and made trouble in the marriage bed.
Give me an opportunity to fail," Saiman said. "I promise my corpse won't interrupt your 'I told you so' speech.
Is that a lion with horns and a pitchfork?" "Yep." "Is he carrying the moon on his pitchfork?" "Nope it's a pie.
Rene, you want us to find you-don't-know-who and to retrieve his you-don't-know-what for you-won't-tell-me-whom?
As one, the shapechangers turned and looked at me. I wondered what they'd do if I asked to borrow a cup of sugar.
Oh, I don't know. I might grow on you." She furrowed her pretty eyebrows. "Like a cancer?" "Like a favorite vice.
Is there a cookie at the end of this lecture? ... I got a cookie after all ... Dear god, the cookie was poisoned.
Morfran thrust his axe straight up. He pretty much seemed to have one sign for everything: poke a hole in the sky.
What do you do to your hair?" "Dust, hair gel, and a little gun oil." "Ever thought of patenting the recipe?" "No.
...they tended towards the simple pleasures in life: drinking, whoring and fighting, preferably all three at once.
I'm a substitute mom." "You're more like a crazy aunt who only gets called when somebody needs bailing out of jail.
When walking into the lair of the dragon after robbing his hoard, the least you could do is hold you head high [...]
Kate had never met a person she didn't want to protect, preferably by hacking at the hostile parties with her sword.
I’d signed six things and my stack wasn’t getting any smaller. It was like the paperwork was breeding while I worked.
He gave an impression of coiled power, a contained violence that if released, would explode with terrifying intensity.
Shapeshifter parenting motto—if your kid slit somebody's throat, always have a backup plan to make the body disappear.
The dark scary servant of all evil was on his way to rescue me. Somehow that thought failed to make me warm and fuzzy.
Kate's Speciality: Killing things, with much bloodshed. Talking trash, infuriating authority. Driving Beast Lord crazy.
We can do subtle," I assured her. "It's our middle name," Andrea added. For some odd reason Rene didn't look convinced.
The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.
Ted said, "You're working for the Order now." "Yes." "How does it feel?" "Well, Doctor, it feels rather sore and tingly.
I looked at him. "You really need to work on your threats. I can't tell if you're threatening me or inviting me for tea.
You snore worse. At least I don't turn into a lion in my sleep." "I only did it once." "Once was weird enough, thank you.
Would you care for something to drink?” “Is it poisoned?” “It’s Saturday,” I said. “We only serve poison during the week.
"Amy," Elsie Moore said in her crackling voice, her gaze fixed on Declan. "I want you to get me a new bear. A blond one."
Shave that jaw, brush that hair, tone down the crazy in the eyes, and he would have to fight women off with that crossbow.
Jealous of the actors now, are we?" "What, of some fancy boy on the screen? Inconceivable." Oh, this was going to be good.