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She had wailed loudly enough to wake the dead and make them call the cops.
Look at my big teeth. I'm an apex predator. My genetic material is awesome
He caressed my cheek. "You came for me," I whispered. "Always," he told me.
I realized that I'm a child." William looked point-blank at her chest. "No.
I can't give you the white picket fence, and if I did, you'd set it on fire.
A ghastly attempt at a smile, sure to send any normal person to a therapist.
I could have fixed almost everything else, but death defeated me every time.
Yep.” Eloquence ’R’ Us. When in trouble, keep it monosyllabic—safer that way.
The pervert." "He prefers to think of himself as sexual deviant." "Semantics.
You will not pass!” Roman thundered. Great. Now he had decided he was Gandalf.
No, he just needs a moment," Curran said. "Young bouda males. Easily excitable.
He'd laugh in my face, then I'd slice him to ribbons and then he'd break my neck
Cute. I think I would prefer to be stabbed in the eye rather than be called cute.
I just had to stay cool. Zen. No punching in the face. Punching would not be Zen.
Wanna spot me?" "No thanks. How about I just scream verbal encouragements at you?
Perhaps I just wasn't scary enough. Maybe I should invest in some horns or fangs.
If I lose control, you'll be the first to know." "I'm quite perturbed by the idea.
After I chased the werewolf and the vampire out of my office, I changed my clothes.
I had to give it him, to flatter and insult a woman in one propostition took talent.
Lyc-V is a jealous virus. It exterminates all other invaders with extreme prejudice.
You sure you don’t want me to stay? I’ll make you coffee and ask you about your day.
Great, now I’ve turned into a manga character who repeated everything everyone said.
It’s never a good thing when the black volhv says “Uh-oh” and then runs for his life.
The phone rang. I picked it up. "Kate Daniels" "It's me," Curran said. "I—" I hung up.
Now was not a good time, but we didn't often get to chose the time to repay our debts.
Georgie, stop trying to resurrect the shoes. They were never alive in the first place.
It's a reflex. Hear a bell, get food. See an undead, throw a knife. Same thing, really.
She surveyed the carnage behind him. "Did you have fun?" He showed her his teeth. "Yes.
You fellows ever thought of hiring out as a Christmas lights crew? You’d make a fortune.
My ego doesn't need soothing. I don't want him soothing anything of mine, including you.
Getting a lecture on restraint from the woman who threw a hissy fit and blew up Babylon.
You said sloppy! Look, I didn't even use my sword; I hit him with my head, like a moron.
Are you out of your mind?" It's not polite to lie to your best friend. "It's a possibility.
On your best day, you're only as good as I am on my worst with one arm tied behind my back.
I turned and bumped by head against his chest a few times. It was the nearest hard surface.
The universe shrank to Curran and his pain. I had to break him free. Nothing else mattered.
Where is Barbie?" The female shifter snickered and choked it off. "Is there a stripper pole?
The rabbis paled. I’d managed to terrify holy men. Maybe I could beat up a nun for an encore.
If a cultural reference flies over a man's head, does it make a sound if nobody else gets it.
Bad days, good days, ‘I’ll cut you if you look at me the wrong way’ days. I’ll take them all.
Your date appears to be hysterical," Rene told me. "You think I should slap some man into him?
He groaned and I saw his face. "Curran!" I would've preferred a homicidal lunatic. Oh, wait...
Aha," Andrea said. "I'm going to ignore that you just referred to yourself as 'sugar woogums'.
Just to make sure the odd humanoid aberration doesn't get away, always pin it through the nuts.
Who is that?” “Your replacement.” “You replaced me with a shaved poodle?” “He's got mad skills.
It a dude and a girl, and the house and wooo scary things happen and then they kill everything.
She could've stared into those eyes for a thousand years and never noticed the time passing by.
It's not your job to die for your Pack! It's your job to make the other bastards die for theirs.
Every handsome man had a flaw. It was just her luck that in William's case that flaw was lunacy.
If you don't explain it all to me, I might strangle somebody." Of course, Raphael might like that.