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Oh no, is it naked time?
She eats grass. Don’t ask.
Your headlights don't scare me.
And men my prophet wail deride!
I'm welding the bimbo room shut.
Yep, Atlanta was burning. Again.
Curran is the Beast Lord. Tremble.
Superstitions add texture to life.
Had he expected me to hump her leg?
Keeping you safe keeps me in shape.
Well, check this out. Mine is bigger.
Put your badass face on and follow me.
What's that?" "That's my attack poodle.
Black hair, angelic face, and devil eyes.
Anger - a better alternative to caffeine.
If you can't make it go away, wait it out.
What is wrong with you? Many, many things.
Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie.
You should name him Fezzik." "Inconceivable.
All men are liars. All women are liars, too.
Settle down, Princess. It’s not my first time.
I had the metabolism of a hummingbird on crack.
I saved the baby. I saved her. For you." - Bran
Her face looked like it would shatter any second.
You don't cause problems. You cause catastrophes.
We were screwed and he didn't even kiss us first.
Ve haf vays of making you gif us your DNA sample.
The kid was so handsome, he almost looked unreal.
You sure you don’t want to kiss me good-bye, baby?
I make a bad mom, but I can pull off a crazy aunt.
The first magic wave kicked the world in the face.
If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.
The Beast Lord way: often wrong but never in doubt.
A pissy werelion was rather difficult to live with.
He said, 'Yeah, but will I get chicks? In truckloads?
They hold a grudge like it was their family treasure.
Only poor people are weird. Rich people are eccentric.
Screwy," I said. "Is that a medical term?" "Of course.
Your ability to remain alive never ceases to amaze me.
Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back
Nothing kills a party like an oversize metal hedgehog.
And then what?" "I'll burn that bridge when I cross it.
I love you, and you're the measure of my wrath. Declan.
Syphilis. Lots and lots of magically delicious Syphilis.
I looked at the canine companion. “Me cookies. You stay.
I prefer the term ‘sexual deviant’ myself,” Saiman said.
Oh my God, she was retarded and I was going to kill Jim.
I don't know if you heard, but I kind of run this place.
Some people had attack dogs. Ghastek had attack lawyers.
Cats randomly refuse to follow orders to prove they can.