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...the crazy never die.
Relax - This won't hurt.
There's also a down side.
Good people drink good beer.
Wake up and ponder the future
Reality itself is too twisted.
Buy the ticket, take the ride.
Today's pig is tomorrows bacon!
Still humping the American Dream
Hit him again, Jack! He's crazy!
I'll call New York for some cash.
It never got weird enough for me.
In my heart, I am always a Raider.
You can't miss what you never had.
Don't judge your taco by its price
Crack is ruining the drug culture.
A word to the wise is infuriating.
I've been studying drugs for years.
Familiarity seems to breed contempt
Without gambling, I would not exist.
Kill the body and the head will die.
God's mercy on you degenerate swine.
Life is beautiful and living is pain.
Myths and legends die hard in America.
Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
I am a road man for the lords of karma.
No music + Bad TV = Bad mood & no pages.
Fear is just another word for ignorance.
We can't stop here, this is bat country!
Just sick enough to be totally confident
Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
Anything worth doing is worth doing well.
As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
You took too much man, too much, too much.
You can't hoard fun. It has no shelf life.
We are all wired into a survival trip, now.
Morality is temporary, wisdom is permanent.
There is no story unless you've written it.
Truth is weirder than any fiction I've seen.
There might be some serious fun in politics.
A man has to BE something; he has to matter.
Paranoia is just another word for ignorance.
Some may never live, but the crazy never die.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Yesterday's weirdness is tomorrow's reason why.
A sense of humor is the main measure of sanity.
A little bit of this town goes a very long way.
Insanity is a legal term. Crazy is an art form.
Freedom is something that dies unless it's used.
For a loser, Vegas is the meanest town on earth.