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The minds of the everlasting gods are not changed suddenly.
If it doesn't have siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair.
Good things don't end in -eum; they end in -mania or -teria.
Better to live or die, once and for all, than die by inches.
No man or woman born, coward or brave, can shun his destiny.
Sleep, delicious and profound, the very counterfeit of death
The stars never lie, but the astrologers lie about the stars.
Life and death are balanced as it were on the edge of a razor
They did not know her-gods are hard for mortals to recognize.
Few sons are like their fathers - many are worse, few better.
The charity that is a trifle to us can be precious to others.
We're goin bowling. If we don't come back, avenge our deaths.
Ah, good ol’ trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die.
Whenever a man is tired, wine is a great restorer of strength.
Bear patiently, my heart, for you have suffered heavier things.
It is the bold man who every time does best, at home or abroad.
From now on walking is my beer and feeling good is my hangover.
It is always the latest song that an audience applauds the most.
Our fruitless labours mourn, And only rich in barren fame return.
He knew how to say many false things that were like true sayings.
A man dies still if he has done nothing, as one who has done much.
Evil deeds do not prosper; the slow man catches up with the swift.
There is a time for many words, and there is also a time for sleep.
It never was our guise to slight the poor, or aught humane despise.
Without TV, it's hard to know when one day ends and another begins.
Behold, on wrong Swift vengeance waits; and art subdues the strong.
The roaring seas and many a dark range of mountains lie between us.
All my life I've been an obese man trapped inside a fat man's body.
It behooves a father to be blameless if he expects his child to be.
There is no fouler fiend than a woman when her mind is bent to evil.
And they die an equal death — the idler and the man of mighty deeds.
Nothing in the world is so incontinent as a man's accursed appetite.
If they think I'm going to stop at that stop sign, they're mistaken!
Canada? Why would I want to leave America just to visit America, Jr.?
It is not possible to fight beyond your strength, even if you strive.
The God of War will see fair play-he's often slain that wants to slay!
If you are very valiant, it is a god, I think, who gave you this gift.
By hook or by crook this peril too shall be something that we remember
A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center.
A little child born yesterday A thing on mother's milk and kisses fed.
Men grow tired of sleep, love, singing and dancing sooner than of war.
Beauty! Terrible Beauty! A deathless Goddess-- so she strikes our eyes!
The man does better who runs from disaster than he who is caught by it.
I've gone back in time to when dinosaurs weren't just confined to zoos.
It is not unseemly for a man to die fighting in defense of his country.
What is this word that broke through the fence of your teeth, Atreides?
For a friend with an understanding heart is worth no less than a brother
'T is fortune gives us birth, But Jove alone endues the soul with worth.
I can't even say the word 'titmouse' without giggling like a schoolgirl.
Because they're stupid, that's why. That's why everybody does everything.