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I used to vote Democrat.
We need a leader, not a reader.
Stupid people are ruining America.
I know I'm going to get in trouble!
Uncertainty is killing this economy.
How do you say 'delicious' in Cuban?
999 ... I can explain it in a minute
No, Blitz. That's oversimplifying it.
America has got to learn to take a joke.
I am suspending my presidential campaign.
I do not believe abortion should be legal.
How do you beat Obama? Beat him with a Cain!
I haven't learned to be politically correct yet.
One right decision doth not a great president make.
That's the biggest problem, is the tax code itself.
In the vernacular of my grandfather, 'I does not care.'
Just look inside and you will find just what you can do.
The objective of the liberals is to destroy this country.
There's no hidden secrets going on in the Federal Reserve...
Just call me Mr. Cain. And in 2013, they can call me Mr. President.
I think that taxes would be fair if we first get rid of the tax code.
Success is not the key to happiness, happiness is the key to success.
I could eat black walnut all the time, it's not a flavor of the week!
I'm not a professional politician. I'm a professional problem solver.
I can connect with peoples' pain because I was 'po' before I was 'poor'.
People who oppose Obama are said to be racists - so I guess I'm a racist.
If ObamaCare had been fully implemented when I caught cancer, I'd be dead.
I'm ready for the 'gotcha' questions and they're already starting to come.
I didn't know I was a conservative when it didn't matter to me growing up.
When all else fails the liberals call you names or attack your personality.
I believe in traditional marriage and I believe in the Defense of Marriage Act.
I'm not offended if you call me an African American. I prefer a black American.
It's not Planned Parenthood. No, it's planned genocide. You can quote me on that.
It is not someone's fault if they succeeded, it is someone's fault if they failed.
Well, you show me the science [that being gay is not a choice] and I'll be persuaded.
I'm not supposed to know anything about foreign policy. Just thought I'd throw that out.
If the tea party is so racist, how come when they have straw polls the black guy keeps winning?
Polls are inaccurate in my opinion, based upon anecdotal evidence, based upon people that I know.
The polls are inaccurate in my opinion, based upon anecdotal evidence, based upon people that I know.
A gold standard is to the moochers and looters in government what sunlight and garlic are to vampires.
All of the major accomplishments that I have made in my career have been in many instances against the odds.
The American dream is under attack because our government has been hijacked by the Liberals in Washington DC.
Don't blame Wall Street. Don't blame the big banks. If you don't have a job and you're not rich, blame yourself!
They say African Americans. I say black people. I've only been to Africa once. I've been in America all my life!
Don't blame Wall Street, don't blame the big banks. If you don't have a job and you are not rich, blame yourself!
I think 'Hail to the Chief' needs a little bit fresher sound. I might put some gospel beats in 'Hail to the Chief.'
It's not about me, it's about the grandkids. That's what a lot of people don't understand about what Herman is up to.
I've never sexually harassed anyone, and yes, I was falsely accused while I was at the National Restaurant Association.
Michele Bachmann... I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it.... Tutti-frutti. I know I'm going to get in trouble!
I ran for president in order to be able to try to change Washington D.C. from the inside. Our federal government is broken.