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God! I loove this city!
Logic is no answer to passion.
The clock doesn?t matter in baseball.
All American cars are basically Chevrolets.
Philosophically, I don't like doing commercials.
There are a thousand viewpoints in the viewtiful city.
San Francisco isn't what it used to be, and it never was.
I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there.
I sometimes worry about my short attention span, but not for long.
Martinis are like breasts, one isn't enough, and three is too many.
New Yorkers are stuck in a gloomy mucilage of mutual commiseration.
We are reorganizing in order to eliminate duplication and redundancy.
San Franciscans have a bond of self-satisfaction bordering on smugness.
The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.
It is better to have loved and lost, but only if you have a good attorney.
Baffling late-life discovery: Golfers wear those awful clothes on purpose.
I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met.
When a place advertises itself as 'World Famous,' you may be sure it isn't.
Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angeles to San Francisco live there?
Americans are pragmatic, relatively uncomplicated, hearty and given to broad humor.
The waterfront without the Ferry Tower would be like a birthday cake without a candle.
A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.
Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything.
One day if I do go to heaven...I'll look around and say, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.
The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.
The precise location of heaven on earth has never been established but it may very well be right here
Old San Francisco - the one so many nostalgics yearn for - had buildings that related well to each other.
We (San Francisco) have football weather during baseball season, and baseball weather during football season.
A city is not gauged by its length and width, but by the broadness of its vision and the height of its dreams.
A city is a crazy concrete jungle whose people at the end of each day somehow make a small step ahead against terrible odds.
The clock doesn't matter in baseball. Time stands still or moves backwards. Theoretically, one game could go on forever. Some seem to.
Best trumpet: Mike Vax, an alumnus of the Kenton Band, who plays every style with a bright cutting edge, throwing in bop riffs here and there.
Satire of satire tends to be self-canceling, and deliberate shock tactics soon lose their ability to shock, especially when they're too deliberate.
You cover Q-tips with sandpaper and ram them up your nostrils as far as they will go. Then you sniff talcum powder while shredding hundred dollar bills.
A city is a state - of mind, of taste, of opportunity. A city is a marketplace - where ideas are traded, opinions clash and eternal conflict may produce eternal truths.
I hope I go to Heaven, and when I do, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does when he gets there. He looks around and says, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'
The world of Manhattan is small and tightly knit, and the man on top retains a certain humility. He knows how far and fast he can fall by looking at the guy across the street. The view from the $250,000 apartment covers a lot of ground, most of it condemned.
A good column is one that sells paper. It doesn't matter how beautifully it is written and how much you admire the author... if it doesn't sell any papers, it's not a good column. It's a terrible yardstick to use, but in the newspaper business, that's the whole thing.
Just two days in Manhattan and you find yourself looking for a place to wash your handkerchief after you wipe your forehead and it comes away black. Is there a dirtier or more fascinating city anywhere in the land? The answer to both parts of the question has to be positively negative.
A city is where you can sign a petition, boo the chief justice, fish off a pier, gaze at a hippopotamus, buy a flower at the corner, or get a good hamburger or a bad girl at 4 A.M. A city is where sirens make white streaks of sound in the sky and foghorns speak in dark grays. San Francisco is such a city.