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Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.
When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anaesthetic.
Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.
Marriage: a souvenir of love.
Variety is the spice of love.
A fool and her money are soon courted.
You will never win if you never begin.
One man's folly is another man's wife.
Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.
A man's ideal woman is the one he couldn't get.
Some widowers are bereaved -- others, relieved.
Better a lively old epigram than a deadly new one.
Love: woman's eternal spring and man's eternal fall.
Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.
Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.
Matrimony is the price of love -- divorce, the rebate.
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.
Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.
There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly.
Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.
Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it
The feminine vanity-case is the graveyard of masculine illusions.
Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.
A good woman is known by what she does; a good man by what he doesn't.
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.
When perfect frankness comes in at the door love flies out of the window.
A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.
A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.
Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.
Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst end of the bargain.
Love is a matter of give and take -- marriage, a matter of misgive and mistake.
It's easier to hide your light under a bushel than to keep your shady side dark.
Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.
The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.
The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.
No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time.
The hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.
The dollar sign is the only sign in which the modern man appears to have any real faith.
When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
A bachelor gets tangled up with a lot of women in order to avoid getting tied up to one.
A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
Woman's love -- a mirror in which a man beholds himself glorified, magnified and deified.
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.
Honeymoons are the beginning of wisdom--but the beginning of wisdom is the end of romance.
Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.
There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age.
Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.
