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Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse.
The real man lies in the depths of subconscious.
Sometimes the idiots outvote the sensible people.
Adultery is the application of democracy to love.
Freedom of press is limited to those who own one.
Don't overestimate the decency of the human race.
Elections are futures markets in stolen property.
Man is a beautiful machine that works very badly.
One horse-laugh is worth ten-thousand syllogisms.
Hygiene is the corruption of medicine by morality.
Never underestimate the booberie of the booboisie.
Justice is what you get when you run out of money.
Remorse - Regret that one waited so long to do it.
Journalism is to politician as dog is to lamp-post.
Truth - Something somehow discreditable to someone.
Legend: A lie that has attained the dignity of age.
God is a Republican, and Santa Claus is a Democrat.
Writing does for me what giving milk does for a cow.
It costs more to maintain ten vices than one virtue.
Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.
Alimony - the ransom that the happy pay to the devil.
Most people want security in this world, not liberty.
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
We suffer most when the White House busts with ideas.
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness room to develop
I am against slavery simply because I dislike slaves.
He marries best who puts it off until it is too late.
Anyhow, the hole in the donut is at least digestible.
I drink exactly as much as I want, and one drink more.
I detest converts almost as much as I do missionaries.
Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
Creator: A comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Time is a great legalizer, even in the field of morals
The cure for the evils of democracy is more democracy.
Dachshund: A half-a-dog high and a dog-and-a-half long.
Love begins like a triolet and ends like a college yell.
A professor must have a theory as a dog must have fleas.
The average schoolmaster is, and always must be, an ass.
The only time you have a free press is when you own one.
Never underestimate the bad taste of the American public
It is hard for the ape to believe he descended from man.
Living with a dog is easy- like living with an idealist.
Los Angeles: nineteen suburbs in search of a metropolis.
There are no dull subjects. There are only dull writers.
There are two kinds of music; German music and bad music.
Nothing can come out of an artist that is not in the man.
Religion deserves no more respect than a pile of garbage.
The motive of fear is the be-all and end-all of religion.
When fanatics are on top there is no limit to oppression.
Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.