Quotes of All Topics . Occasions . Authors
In every woman's life there is one real and consuming love. But very few women guess which one it is.
Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.
Puritanism. The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
I believe that religion, generally speaking, has been a curse to mankind.
I believe in only one thing: liberty; but I do not believe in liberty enough to want to force it upon anyone.
If I ever mary, it will be on a suddn impulse - as aman shoots himself
The longest sentence you can form with two words is: I do.
Time stays, we go.
Why do men go to zoos?
Nature abhors a moron.
Change is not progress.
Life is a dead-end street.
A poet over 30 is pathetic
Every man is his own hell.
Wife: a former sweetheart.
It is only doubt that creates.
He who eats alone chokes alone.
New York: A third-rate Babylon.
Historian: an unsuccessful novelist.
The lunatic fringe wags the underdog.
Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
The worst government is the most moral.
How do they taste? They taste like more.
The best client is a scared millionaire.
The worshiper is the father of the gods.
[Art is] an attempt to escape from life.
Wherever I sit is the head of the table.
Haste is of the devil. Slowness is of God.
Richard Strauss--Old Home Week in Gomorrah
Evil is that which one believes of others.
The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
The other day a dog peed on me. A bad sign.
Liberals have many tails and chase them all.
The more a man dreams, the less he believes.
I never smoked a cigarette until I was nine.
There are no ugly cigars, only ugly smokers.
No man ever quite believes in any other man.
No one hates his job so heartily as a farmer.
Honor is simply the morality of superior men.
Morality is nothing but a struggle for safety
Fame: an embalmer trembling with stage fright.
We must be willing to pay a price for freedom.
All government, of course, is against liberty.
Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull.
One smart reader is worth a thousand boneheads.
Genius: the ability to prolong one's childhood.
The only cure for contempt is counter-contempt.
Puccini - silver macaroni, exquisitely tangled.
Never drink if you've got any work to do. Never.
As the arteries grow hard, the heart grows soft.
