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A naked dog for a naked lady.
God is love, but get it in writing.
I wrote it three times - with a Thesaurus.
Anything worth doing well is worth doing slowly.
She's descended from a long line her mother listened to.
The dog is dressed just like me at the climax of my act.
God will protect us, but to make sure, carry a heavy club
God will protect us, but to make sure, carry a heavy club.
I wasn't naked, I was completely covered by a blue spotlight.
She is descended from a long line that her mother listened to.
I'm probably the highest paid outdoor entertainer since Cleopatra.
I've got everything I had 20 years ago, except now it's all lower.
I have everything I had 20 years ago, only it's all a little lower.
If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly... very slowly.
If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly.
You don't have to be naked to look naked. You just have to think naked.
I have everything I had twenty years ago, only it's all a little bit lower.
Men aren’t attracted to me by my mind. They’re attracted by what I don’t mind.
Praying is like a rocking chair - it'll give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere.
It's not what you do. It's the way you do it-stripping, or writing, or talking . . . or just breathing. Do it with an air, and never admit you're scared.
I used to come home at night full of inspiration, and sit up with a bottle of Scotch. As I wrote, the words seemed wonderful, just too wonderful to be coming from me. Next morning I always found they were terrible and I could never use anything I wrote.