Don't let the world . . . Cheer you up.

I had peanut butter once. It was awful.

Practice random acts of . . . Grumpiness.

I don't like dudes. Not even for 1 second.

The best things in life are . . . Annoying.

I'm a pessimist, so I find everything limiting.

I've lived nine lives . . . And this is the worst.

Revenge is a dish best served . . . At every meal.

I never forget my three word mantra: "Never start caring."

I stay out of the sunshine and away from people as much as possible.

[Being a celebrity] In a word, it's terrible. In two words...Really terrible.

I've never been starstruck but I may have wanted to strike a star once or twice.

It's rare to find someone as equally grumpy as myself, but somehow [Aubrey Plaza] does it.

I wouldn't want to disappoint my fans by doing anything exciting. You've got to stay true to your roots.

I try to nap through as much of it as possible. I didn't even know about my Christmas movie until this February.

I'm usually a no-filter kind of cat. My frown comes really naturally and doesn't need anything else to keep it real.

I don't know everything about the Southern Hemisphere, but if you're fans of something as bad as Vegemite, we must have similar interests.

I've thought about living the koala's life, but you may need to petition the government quarantine rules to make it happen. Quarantine would make me extra grumpy.

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