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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Time wounds all heels.
All geniuses die young.
Hello, I must be going.
He thinks I look alike!
Always examine the dice.
Humor is reason gone mad.
Was that you or the duck?
Do you mind if I don't smoke?
Whatever it is, I'm against it.
Blood's not thicker than money.
Home is where you hang your head.
Any place I hang my head is home.
But what makes wage slaves? Wages!
TV is the rat race of the century.
Women should be obscene, not heard.
I hate London when it's not raining.
Go, and never darken my towels again
Room service? Send up a larger room.
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
I hope they bury me near a strait man
Go, and never darken my towels again.
You bet I'm shy. I'm a shyster lawyer.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Hail, hail Freedonia, land of the free!
I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself.
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
Budget: a way of going broke methodically
The only real laughter comes from despair.
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
You get a canoe later and I'll paddle you.
You're only as young as the woman you feel.
You are going Uruguay, and I'm going my way
Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.
I cannot say that I don't disagree with you.
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
Come on in girls, and leave all hope behind.
Africa is God's country, and He can have it.
Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy
Only if the computers really love each other.
How would you like to feel the way she looks?
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
What have future generations ever done for us?
I love to read. My education is self-inflicted
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
