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Don't waste the pretty
big plans require big action
You are not easily forgotten.
Good enough to tweet, not to say.
Always be classy. Never be crazy.
I believe in love the verb, not the noun.
He doesn't need to be reminded you're great.
Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.)
Better than nothing is not good enough for you!
I have less friends, but I have more Cadbury Eggs.
Having feelings doesn't mean you have to have sex.
Alone also means available for someone outstanding.
Can you deep fry the bacon? Oh how I wish you would.
I want you to be yourself, but not with other dudes.
Uncool is a cool resting place. The pressure's off me.
Wasting time with the wrong person is just time wasted.
Young people are gross with their faces and their hope.
Life's biggest rewards come from the biggest challenges
You already have one asshole, you don't need another one
I'm tired of seeing great women in bullshit relationships.
Why should you feel honored for getting scraps of his time?
Let's call cheating what it is: a complete betrayal of trust.
Bored with the same type of misery over and over and over again.
I mean, I feel like you can kill the same bird with both stones.
Often the thought of pain is actually worse that the pain itself.
Trust yourself, because as Oprah says, doubt means don't every time
Wasting time in a relationship that blows is just that - wasted time.
Two people in a relationship either grow together or apart over time.
Before you look for validation in others, try and find it in yourself
If I had butterscotch pants and a cheetah sweater... I'd be just fine.
Remember always what you set out to get, and please don’t settle for less.
If you can find him, then he can find you. If he wants to find you, he will.
I get giddy with the idea of stringing words together that make people laugh.
..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.
An excuse is a polite rejection. Men are not afraid of 'ruining the friendship.
When it comes to men, deal with them as they are, not how you’d like them to be.
Life is hard enough as it is without choosing someone difficult to share it with.
Ive learned that anything in life worth having comes from patience and hard work.
I've learned that anything in life worth having comes from patience and hard work.
People are inspired to do remarkable things to find and be with the one they love.
My wife's beautiful. That's why I married her. Because I want to see her every day.
I'm no longer a prisoner of my fears. Which really just means I'm using real butter.
I like the idea that when a guy comes over to the house, I get to say I wrote the book.
If my father is walking around going, 'Mmm, pussy,' he's thinking about eating the cat.
The only reason he can miss you is because he’s choosing, every day, not to be with you.
Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.
A man who wants to make a relationship work will move mountains to keep the woman he loves
Personally, when I'm picking friends, I like the ones who don't make me cry myself to sleep.
I'm certain prison is pretty rough as it is but imagine if you were a murderer and a foodie!
I'm fascinated with human relationships. I advocate the relationship you have with yourself.