I don't think we came from monkeys. I think that's ridiculous. I haven't seen a half-monkey, half-person yet.

For those that think men make progress collectively, I warn you, history teaches: You couldn't be more wrong.

Don't fall into the trap of believing so deeply in your own ideology that you cannot even see the flaws in it.

If you watch tonight's show, I believe you know that I believe we're heading into deep and treacherous waters.

[Tyler Perry] has the luxury of not doing the political stuff, which is really where I want to be as a company.

I want to make sure that everybody understands that the alt-right is real. It is truly terrifying, in my opinion.

I am like Howard Beale. When he came out of the rain and he was like, none of this makes any sense. I am that guy.

You have three people in the White House that are in love with eugenics or whatever it is you would call it today.

The president should not be able to make me or you ever worried about what's going to happen in our personal life.

Faith, hope and charity - faith, hope and charity - those are the tools God gave me. Ad I keep circling around it.

I am not a journalist. I'm just a guy who cares. I'm sorry. I'm just a guy who cares an awful lot about my country.

You know, honestly - look, I'm not a journalist. This is the first, you know, tragedy that I have covered on the air.

I believe that Thomas Jefferson said: 'If it neither breaks my leg nor picks my pocket, what difference is it to me?'

We should reject big government and look inside ourselves for all the things that built this country into what it was.

We can all live under the Constitution and all express ourself in radically different ways and not control each other.

I told you, God is not coy. He's more likely to hit you across the forehead with a two-by-four than whisper in your ear

I'm the whitest guy you will ever meet. The first time I saw an African-American, my dad had to tell me to stop staring.

I don't know where [Obama is from] I don't think he's from where they issue birth certificates – I think he's from Hell.

It is a bizarre world. It is an upside down, inside out, quantum physics world. It is the eve of destruction in America.

Besides, life isn't meant to be safe. It's only in our mistakes, our errors, and our faults that we grow and truly live.

People like me took Donald Trump literally, but never seriously. But his supporters took him seriously and not literally.

Nobody wants to say that the man [Obama] is a Marxist. Okay, so he's not a Marxist. He's a progressive! This is semantics.

I mean, I'm not a, you know, a fraidy cat. I mean, I am truly concerned in this country that we are moving towards fascism.

The most used phrase in my administration if I were to be President would be 'What the hell you mean we're out of missiles?'

Good for you, you have a heart, you can be a liberal. Now, couple your heart with your brain, and you can be a conservative.

I collapsed to my knees and looked up at the predawn sky. "I hate you," I said softly."I love you," the voice whispered back.

I'm not interested in breaking news. I'm interested in telling the story of what's going on and then trying to figure it out.

Life is what you make of it. There's always fun and laughs right under your nose if you're willing to open your eyes to see it.

Because others have let us down, it is now our duty to face the hard truths and do the right thing--no matter the personal cost.

Defeat anger, stop using it as a shield against truth, and you will find the compassion you need to forgive the people you love.

If the average citizen thinks God has nothing to do with government, who then creates our rights and what makes them inalienable?

When did it become a problem to be a small businessman and become successful? The small businessman - like my father, or like me?

I know the struggles that are ahead in my life and I know the struggles that are ahead in your life. It's not going to be pretty.

We have a president who apparently loves instability and revolution, and that is the antithesis of those two words, Social Security.

I'm thinking about killing Michael Moore, and I'm wondering if I could kill him myself, or if I would need to hire somebody to do it.

I have found there are four steps to change. 1. You must want it. 2. You must believe it. 3. You must live it. 4. You will become it.

We're giving our freedoms away. The American experiment was about freedom. Freedom to be stupid, freedom to fail, freedom to succeed.

Americans also don't need to be taught how to give. We don't need to be taught how to take care of each other or how to be charitable.

...no one who has passed through the storm has ever regretted the journey. No one stands here and wishes to go back to the other side.

What the media is doing is, again, just going after the Democrats and the Republicans and making it about politics instead of principles.

I mean a racist, hate-filled host who is openly trying to get people to be violent would have zero viewers in the America I know and love.

I can't control my own income, I can't control my own destiny, I can't even control my own farm if I'm a farmer. This is not going to last.

If we just stop producing stuff, if we stop being so capitalist, we stop taking resources from other third world countries, we'll be happy.

The 99 percent of those people who voted for Donald Trump are not Alt-righters. They are not racists. They've never even heard of the word.

When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I'm just like, 'Oh shut up' I'm so sick of them because they're always complaining.

I was still searching for someone to blame for my suffering. I really wanted someone to transfer my hate to, so that I could stop hating myself.

Please stop teaching my children that everyone gets a trophy just for participating. What is this, the Nobel Prize? Not everybody gets a trophy.

I come to the table from a conservative or libertarian point of view, and I admit that. I'm a commentator. I'm not a journalist or anything else.

Everyone needs a place where they can go to just ponder for a while. Silence is important; it's the only time you can hear the whispering of truth.

What's the difference between a communist or socialist and a progressive? Revolution or evolution? One requires a gun and the other eats away slowly.

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