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I'm tired of getting made fun of.
I think the Jews need me right now.
I'd like to give divorce a good name.
I am enduring. You can disagree with me.
If you think is was an accident, applaud.
I'm in my 10th generation of TV critic now.
Being a president is being a CEO, essentially.
Give Hamas 90 days to pick a lane, then react.
When a Spanish man cries it's not a sign of weakness
When a Spanish man cries it's not a sign of weakness.
I'm old, but I'm still cute and strong. And very butch.
The biggest stories in 2005 were the national disasters
Reject racial or religious hate. Embrace moderate Islam
The biggest stories in 2005 were the national disasters.
Reject racial or religious hate. Embrace moderate Islam.
If I've done anything, I've brought passion to television.
Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants
Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.
The killer bees have gone, like rats deserting the Titanic.
I speak Spanish to my children and they speak it better than me.
I must be doing something right. I've been around for a long time.
It's a great pleasure having survived six generations of TV critics
Extol Jewish virtue, modern Zionism and the Israeli Defense Forces.
It's a great pleasure having survived six generations of TV critics.
I think of myself as Special Forces, clearing the path for the infantry.
I would argue [Donald]Trump is the [Barack] Obama of this election cycle.
The courage in journalism is sticking up for the unpopular, not the popular.
There is no doubt in my view that Donald Trump will be the Republican nominee.
Your performance gets you promoted. It doesn't matter if you're brown, back or white.
Hip-hop has done more damage to black and brown people than racism in the last 10 years.
It's good (Michelle Malkin's) in D.C. and I'm in New York. I'd spit on her if I saw her.
I think the hoodie is as much responsible for Trayvon Martin's death as George Zimmerman was.
Latinos are just like everybody else. There are conservatives. There are moderates. There are liberals.
The real Michael Jackson that has not been seen... with children, one in diapers, the other two toddlers
The real Michael Jackson that has not been seen... with children, one in diapers, the other two toddlers.
There are plenty of towns in America where the 4-year-old has shot his 2-year-old sister by using daddy's gun.
Rich people who own mansions on the beach shouldn't get federal subsidies. If you want to stay there, take the risk
Rich people who own mansions on the beach shouldn't get federal subsidies. If you want to stay there, take the risk.
I am urging the parents of black and Latino youngsters particularly to not let their children go out wearing hoodies.
I think that the, Ted Cruz is not even a natural-born citizen, argument will resonate for at least the next few weeks.
Saturday Night Live is hitting me on a regular basis again. This is my fourth decade that I've been lampooned on Saturday Night Live
Saturday Night Live is hitting me on a regular basis again. This is my fourth decade that I've been lampooned on Saturday Night Live.
Am I the only one who thinks Nancy Grace's relentless cheer leading for Jodi Arias' death gross & excessive? The anchor as executioner?!
The Jewish people, for their tiny numbers, have done superbly. They don't need me. They have Einstein. They have everybody - Maury Povich.
Mother Nature may be forgiving this year, or next year, but eventually she's going to come around and whack you. You've got to be prepared.
I love cops. I think you have to walk in their shoes to understand, you know when they use violence, Michael Brown in Ferguson, a classic case.
The elite media has been caught in so many lies because of false statements that its whole reputation has eroded, their circulation is down, and their profits are down
The elite media has been caught in so many lies because of false statements that its whole reputation has eroded, their circulation is down, and their profits are down.
I've made a connection with the television audience by being a proud Latino man. I am passionate for what I do, courageous in the face of peril, honest and straightforward.
I like Chris Christie also. I like him a lot as a person. He didn't do anything to help me when I thinking of running for senate in New Jersey. But I give him a little slack.