Quotes of All Topics . Occasions . Authors
Everyone smiles in the same language.
Life is a zero sum game.
Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes.
Everything beeps now.
The status quo sucks.
Hooray for most things!
We are all precancerous.
Sudden total weight loss.
A pear is a failed apple.
Your home is your refuge.
Life is a series of dogs.
Jesus was a cross-dresser.
Meow” means “woof” in cat.
Always do whatever's next.
"No comment" is a comment.
Life is tough, then you die.
Life is not that complicated.
Religion is just mind control.
I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
Language always gives you away.
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard
You never see a smiling runner.
Life is a near-death experience.
Where do we get our values from?
What year did Jesus think it was?
The coke made me incredibly horny.
Is there another word for synonym?
Does killing time damage eternity?
All music is the blues. All of it.
He is dead now, but he meant well.
Mother's milk leads to everything.
Pardon me I've got nothing to say.
Rhetoric paints with a broad brush.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
What wine goes with Captain Crunch?
Surround yourself with what you love.
So far, this is the oldest I've been.
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Cancer research is a growth industry.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
I believe you can joke about anything.
More people write poetry than read it.
Number one, one, one on wonderful WINO.
How is it possible to have a civil war?
I'm 60 years of age. That's 16 Celsius.
Somehow I enjoy watching people suffer.
I'm 63 now. But that's just 17 Celsius.
Christians worship a dead Jew on a stick
Never forget that Hitler was a Catholic.
The planet isn't going anywhere. We are.
