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A man never tells you anything until you contradict him.
A family is a tyranny ruled over by it's weakest member.
Vulgarity in a king flatters the majority of the nation.
A thing that nobody believes cannot be proved too often.
To me the sole hope of human salvation lies in teaching.
You will think less of the art, when you know the artist
My specialty is being right when other people are wrong.
Socialism is the same as Communism, only better English.
If you injure your neighbour, better not do it by halves.
I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller.
Those who can’t change their minds can’t change anything.
Taxes are the chief business of a conqueror of the world.
People expect too much of one year and too little of ten.
We learn from history that we learn nothing from history.
Where there is no religion, hypocrisy becomes good taste.
The greatest of evils and the worst of crimes is poverty.
A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
The minorities are sometimes right. The majorities never.
Patriotism is a word which always commemorates a robbery.
Science never solves a problem without creating ten more.
When you find something funny search it for hidden truth.
An idea that no one believes can not be proved too often.
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
I must have been an insufferable child; all children are.
I don't want to talk grammar. I want to talk like a lady.
Poverty doesn't bring unhappiness; it brings degradation.
Take the utmost care to get well born and well brought up.
How you ought properly to spell 'fish' in English: 'goti' .
I would exchange every painting of Christ for one snapshot.
Where there is no knowledge ignorance calls itself science.
Democracy is a word all public men use and none understand.
Most people go to their grave with their music inside them.
Effectiveness of assertion is the alpha and omega of style.
If parents would only realize how they bore their children.
[Man] progresses in all things by making a fool of himself.
Don't ask me for promises until I know what I am promising.
What man really wishes to do he will find a means of doing.
Christianity might be a good thing if anyone ever tried it.
The minority is sometimes right; the majority always wrong.
The buried truth germinates and breaks through to the light.
Every man deserves to be judged in the context of his times.
Experience fails to teach where there is no desire to learn.
People get nothing out of books but what they bring to them.
I like a bit of mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog.
The happiness of credulity is a cheap and dangerous quality.
Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.
We veneer civilization by doing unkind things in a kind way.
All roads end at the grave, which is the gate to nothingness.
Those who do not know how to live must make a merit of dying.
I don't believe in morality . I'm a disciple of Bernard Shaw.