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I'm against immigration.
I'm becoming anti-Semitic.
'No means no' is puritanism.
I'm an Archie Bunker sexist.
Any divorce is going to suck.
Every old dude hates young people.
Conservatism is the new counterculture.
I started this gang called the Proud Boys.
The term 'sell out' is juvenile and naive.
Every time I see my words quoted, I go, 'Yeah!'
I don't travel very well: people get on my nerves.
I'm not a violent extremist. I'm not even violent.
If you create a neighbourhood, you should live in it.
I've made my views on Indians very clear. I like them.
My problem with the alt-right is it rules out Wayne Dupree.
I think it's always healthy to replace the CEO every 10 years.
I was an anarchist punk, and I think, in many ways, I still am.
I feel like the government is more evil than most corporations.
I am a socially liberal libertarian who is not for open borders.
There is an incentive to be a victim. It is cool to be a victim.
I think all indie filmmakers should just give up on distribution.
I'm not a snob. I like ghetto rap and punk rock and all that stuff.
I think that being a housewife is the most noble profession there is.
Chauvinist doesn't mean sexist. Chauvinist means extremely patriotic.
When you're in nature, inevitably your video is going to involve nature.
Bow Wow Wow were one of the few punk bands who weren't afraid to embrace pop.
We can't have the DNC deciding how big companies behave. That's called fascism.
The only people who live in Brooklyn are people who can't afford the East Village.
One of the downsides of being special is that you feel out of place wherever you go.
No offense, Nazis, I don't want to hurt your feelings, but I don't like you. I like Jews.
Violence doesn't feel good. Justified violence feels great. And fighting solves everything.
I don't think the Ramones knew they were inventing punk. They were trying to be rockabilly.
Dealing with babies is nothing to be afraid of. Just keep their nails trimmed, and you're good.
We beat Nazis in an hour and a half with less money than it took to build the Obamacare website.
I like the idea of getting money from corporations to do funny bits as long as they don't meddle.
I would think Australians would understand 'guy talk' better than most. Definitely better than Brits.
For most Democrats, politics is sports to them because they have no stakes because they don't pay tax.
I find comedians to be the biggest cocksuckers, because they don't want people to know how easy it is.
Baby boomer media like 'The Times' is a laughingstock, and we should do whatever we can to ridicule it.
I'm scared of snakebites - that's the origin of cowboy boots, protection - but my toes need to breathe.
My goal is to show people that conservatives are funny. In fact, we're the rebels: we're 'Animal House.'
I think a lot of accusations about me are inaccurate, but to call me a xenophobe is an accurate criticism.
Sorry, equality is a myth. Women aren't as strong as men - they can't even hold their booze as well as men.
Once anyone who has a sense of humor can do what they want, they want to do funny bits as much as possible.
I want violence. I want punching in the face. I'm disappointed in Trump supporters for not punching enough.
I want almost no laws, I want the smallest government possible. I don't want anyone telling anyone what to do.
When you say, 'Boys will be boys and girls will be girls; they're all the same' - no. Women are more vulnerable.
I have a million funny ideas for sketches, but I don't want to spend tens of thousands of dollars shooting them.
I wrote an article for 'The American Conservative' about a new trend of conservative hipsters. I did it for a laugh.
To be clear, all white nationalists/anti-Semites are banned from Proud Boys even if they never bring up said topics.