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I started comedy in like 1998.
No yoga. I can barely sit down.
I can only parody stuff I love.
Art should not be an easy thing.
I really like watching TV at home.
I feel like Miami is way, way too hot.
When I'm hungry, I need to eat right away.
I'm a fan of Talking Heads going way back.
I thrive most when I have to juggle things.
Portland is where young people go to retire.
I loooved Sleater-Kinney like a crazy person.
Sometimes I think I'm a really interesting guy.
Bill Hader does a really good impression of me.
I don't know anything about the wine world at all.
My favorite song is 'Cybele's Reverie' by Stereolab.
Something about Portland just really resonated with me.
My favorite album is 'Ram' by Paul and Linda McCartney.
I met Steve Jobs once. In '06? He had a sense of humor.
The worst art is when it's really convenient and comfy.
I learned at 'SNL' that it's a bummer to bum people out.
I will always, no matter what, be a punk more than anything.
Hopefully there will be a day when all comedy is all robots.
Someday maybe I'll go back and see what the Deep South is like.
I have the capability to have a close relationship with someone.
Panned or not, 'Dune' is a real part of science-fiction filmmaking.
Every music journalist I've ever met has been stunningly beautiful.
I think I was a terrible husband, I think I'm a terrible boyfriend.
My problem is with intimacy. That's where I have my biggest problems.
We lived in Chicago, but the music we were inspired by was from D. C.
I am immediately disinterested when I hear mountain-climbing stories.
That smile on Stive Jobs face... My impersonation came from being a fan.
Avoid people who tell you that something you want to do is not possible.
When you're being mean to someone, you can feel the audience just get cold.
Discomfort is the way to go if you want to make something you feel is worthwhile.
I can't be bothered with narrative. It takes too long for me to try to think of it.
Every day, I wanna work on being a better person, not just to others but to myself.
I take any project on a month or two at a time. Meaning, I don't think too far ahead.
For me, I would get so frustrated because I would see these other bands just whip by us.
I love painters because I don't paint, so I get to enjoy art; I like collecting paintings.
When punk came along, it made perfect sense to me. I found it melodic. The Clash, Buzzcocks.
Even when I go do comedy stuff live, I can still feel the drummer in me about to go onstage.
One person who was interesting was Jello Biafra, who was - of all things - very professional!
Music documentaries are tricky because of 'Spinal Tap.' That movie has stood the test of time.
I'm not by nature a cynical person. But sometimes your expectations are different from reality.
James Franco has turned his life into a real art project. In my opinion, that's the way to live.
The more I keep myself occupied and jump from thing to thing, the more I think it enriches both.
Missing something doesn't help anything. You can only look at the future, what you can keep doing.
I actually, legitimately feel that I'm not busy enough. I want to be so busy that it's overwhelming.
The day of parts of the country hating each other, or rivalries like that... I feel like that's dead.
Over the years, El Perro del Mar became this artist that, every record that came out, I just loved it.