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Her head is full of bubbles, her nose is petite, she looks like she never gets nothing to eat.
I searched for years I found no love. I'm sure that love will never be a product of plasticity.
Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
The plumber he says, never flush a tampon. This is great information, cost me half a weeks pay.
Take the Kama Sutra. How many people died from the Kama Sutra as opposed to the Bible? Who wins?
I have four children, and I want them to grow up in a country that has a working First Amendment.
There are three things that smell of fish. One of them is fish. The other two are growing on you!
I don't want to see any religious people in public office because they're working for another boss.
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
I'm not going to be Bill Clinton and say I never inhaled. I did inhale. I liked tobacco a lot better.
Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted into something.
The ONLY thing that seems to band all nations together, is that their governments are universally bad.
Hendrix is one of the most revolutionary figures in today's pop culture, musically and sociologically.
You don't think I work 14 hours a day right now?! I mean, I still put in the hours, I still do the work.
Whatever you have to do to have a good time, let's get on with it, so long as it doesn't cause a murder.
He just got in the car, but the batteries dead. So he asks to use the phone and she gives him some head.
Elvis has left the building to climb up that heavenly stair. So what if he looks like a wart-hog in heat?
Everything on this planet has something to do with music. Music functions in the realm of sculptured air.
You know, people are basically shitty. It's when they prove it over and over again that it gets obnoxious.
The problem with drugs is that most of the people that use the drugs, use it as a license to be an asshole.
Our big prize tonight is fifty American dollars to the girl with the most exciting mammalian protuberances.
Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass until he can't come anymore.
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another.
Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people who can't read.
I think pop music has done more for oral intercourse than anything else that has ever happened, and vice versa.
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
. . . behind each breakaway movement is a breakaway demagogue who will set up his breakaway demagogue government.
Okay, it was the Tree of Knowledge. "You eat this apple; you're going to be as smart as God." We can't have that.
I think you should leave it up to the parent, because not all parents want to keep their children totally ignorant.
Just because somebody hears something you say, or reads something that you write, doesn't mean you've reached them.
I am the slime oozing out from your TV set. You will obey me while I lead you, and eat the garbage while I feed you.
Bobby Martin has another project. He's building a house. He's out there at 6 o'clock in the morning hammering nails.
He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye. He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other eye.
Modern music is people who can't think signing artists who can't write songs to make records for people who can't hear.
No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in clothing style. Rock is to dress up to.
I ain't the type for begging, I am not the type to plead. If she don't change those evil ways, I'm gonna make her bleed.
Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work.
It would be easier to pay off the national debt overnight than to neutralise the long-range effects of our national stupidity
I knew Jimi (Hendrix) and I think that the best thing you could say about Jimi was: there was a person who shouldn't use drugs.
Bad facts make bad law, and people who write bad laws are in my opinion more dangerous than songwriters who celebrate sexuality.
Find you a bridge and take a jump. Just make certain you do it right the first time, cause nothing's worse than a suicide chump.
In order to deviate successfully, one has to have at least a passing acquaintance with whatever norm one expects to deviate from.
I don't think there's a problem. First of all, I don't think music turns people into social liabilities. Because you hear a lyric
These girls wouldn't let just anybody spew on their vital parts, they wanted a guy from a group with a big hit song on the charts.
I think the anti-smoking business is a yuppie invention-an extension of the concept that "we'll always be young, rich, and healthy.
The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows.
Being interviewed is one of the most abnormal things that you can do to somebody else. It's two steps removed from the Inquisition.
The whole Universe is a large joke. Everything in the Universe are just subdivisions of this joke. So why take anything too serious.
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.