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While your children are sleeping, your puppy is crappin'.
Without deviance from normality, there can be no progress.
Look here brother, who you jivin' with that cosmik debris?
The kerosene record player is not a very efficient device.
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
Nobody looks good bent over. Especially to pick up a check.
Gave my money all to you, took my watch and pawned it, too.
Anything Anytime Anyplace For No Reason At All (or AAAFNRAA)
When God created Republicans, he gave up on everything else.
Why doncha come on over to the house and I'll show 'em to ya?
Wowie zowie, love me do. Wowie zowie, and I'll love you, too.
Stuff up the cracks, turn on the gas, I'm gonna take my life.
A composer's job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.
I have been monitoring your earthly broadcasts for many years.
We was on our way to fame, got matching suits and Beatle boots.
Love of my life, I love you so. Love of my life, don't ever go.
They's making it worse, the labor movement got the mafia curse.
What something is depends more on when it is than anything else.
There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
Books Are Good For Lots Of Uses, Not For Dropping In The Toilet.
They were wearing smelly blankets, they looked like Donovan fans.
Watch out where the Huskies go And don't you eat that yellow snow
It is always advisable to be a loser if you cannot become a winner
In your dreams you can see yourself as a prophet saving the world.
It's better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
The NRA, with the fingers on the triggers when they kneel and pray.
If lyrics make people do things, how come we don't love each other?
Left me here to cry alone with a bottle of juice and pork chop bone.
This here song might offend some, if it does it's because your dumb.
I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner?
Disco boy, no one understands, but thank the lord you still got hands.
Sexual gratification can only be achieved through the use of machines.
Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.
Most people don't bother about their friends in the vegetable kingdom.
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
Rock music was never written for or performed for conservative tastes.
It's a despicable thing to share your personal inner torment for money.
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
Outdoors for me is walking from the car to the ticket desk at the airport
There will never be a nuclear war; there's too much real estate involved.
Maybe you should stay with your mama, you're kind of stupid and ugly, too.
Elmore James only knew one lick, but you had the feeling that he meant it.
All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.
Let's not be too rough on our own ignorance, it's what makes America great.
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
My school spirit is at an all time low, I'm losing my status at the school.
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
You don't dig me, I don't understand what it is, I had my car reupholstered.