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Without deviation progress is not possible.
What kind of man can name a child Moon Unit?
Hey ugly folks, go get some cyanide and die.
I never have no trouble with my rubber girl.
If we can't be free at least we can be cheap.
Nobody gives a crap if we're great musicians.
If we cannot be free, we can at least be cheap
Studied law, but not qualified to practice it.
On the Planet of Baritone women, they talk low.
The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'.
Two things are universal: Hydrogen and stupidity
Sit and spin 'til you rot on the cosmic utensil.
People are just waiting around to get certified.
How can I lose? I've already offended everybody!
Mama stroked his dinger, Daddy got stinky finger.
She use to knock me out until her face broke out.
He likes to flirt with all the boys in the class.
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
He wants to do you in cause the color of your skin.
Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
She was a steady date until she put on some weight.
Consider for a moment any beauty in the name Ralph.
Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
Don't do speed, speed turns you in to your parents.
My English teacher, he's like, he's like Mr. Bu-fu.
This is a stupid song and that's the way I like it.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not.
Broken hearts are for assholes, are you an asshole?
With a tongue like a cow, she could make you go wow.
Elmer has the mentality of approximately one peanut.
Don't go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
I'm the devil's advocate. We have our own worshipers.
The most abundant element in the Universe is stupidity
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Stupidity is the basic building block of the universe.
Listen honey, would I lie to you to get in your pants?
Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
Do your job and do it right, life's a ball, TV tonight.
Without "Louie Louie" a symphony is not quite so grand.
Journalism is kind of scary and of it we should be wary.
The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
Don't mind your make-up, you'd better make your mind up.
I hit you and I beat you and I told you that I love you.
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
Organized religions by their very natures are misleading.