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Rome wasn't built in A.D.
Flann O'brien / Novelist
Built
Rome
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Another day gone and no jokes.
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Funny
Humor
Gone
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still loved but deprived of grace
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Deprived
Grace
Stills
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I am completely half afraid to think.
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Half
Thinking
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Waiting for the German verb is surely the ultimate thrill.
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Editing
Waiting
Writing
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Why should anyone steal a watch when he could steal a bicycle?
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Inspirational
Cycling
Watches
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Questions are like the knocks of beggarmen, and should not be minded.
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Strange enlightenments are vouchsafed to those who seek the higher places.
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Enlightenment
Higher
Strange
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Moderation, we find, is an extremely difficult thing to get in this country.
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Country
Difficult
Moderation
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The dusk was performing its customary intransitive operation of "gathering".
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Gathering
Luck
Operations
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The first beginnings of wisdom...is to ask questions but never to answer any.
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Answers
Asks
Firsts
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A woman doesn't care if she hasn't a stomach, provided she looks as if she hasn't.
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Care
Looks
Stomach
Provided
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I saw that my witticism was unperceived and quietly replaced it in the treasury of my mind.
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Mind
Saws
Treasury
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I suppose we all have our recollections of our earlier holidays, all bristling with horror.
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Holiday
Horror
Humorous
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What you think is the point is not the point at all but only the beginning of the sharpness.
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Sharpness
Thinking
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My father...was a man who understood all dogs thoroughly and treated them like human beings.
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Men
Dog
Father
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Your talk," I said, "is surely the handiwork of wisdom because not one word of it do I understand.
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Handiwork
One Word
Said
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Hell goes round and round. In shape it is circular, and by nature it is interminable, repetitive, and nearly unbearable.
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Hell
Shapes
Unbearable
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When money's tight and is hard to get And your horse has also ran, When all you have is a heap of debt A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN.
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Men
Drinking
Horse
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A wise old owl once lived in a wood, the more he heard the less he said, the less he said the more he heard, let's emulate that wise old bird.
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Wise
Bird
Owl
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Descartes spent far too much time in bed subject to the persistent hallucination that he was thinking. You are not free from a similar disorder.
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Bed
Thinking
Too Much
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When things go wrong and will not come right, Though you do the best you can, When life looks black as the hour of night, A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN.
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Men
Black
Night
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It is clear enough that you are making some distinction in what you said, that there is some nicety of terminology in your words. I can't quite follow you.
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Distinction
Enough
Said
Terminology
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Could Henry Ford produce the Book of Kells? Certainly not. He would quarrel initially with the advisability of such a project and then prove it was impossible.
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Book
Impossible
Produce
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The majority of the members of the Irish parliament are professional politicians, in the sense that otherwise they would not be given jobs minding mice at crossroads.
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Jobs
Crossroads
Majority
Members
Mice
Parliament
Politician
Politicians
Minding
Otherwise
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He went home one evening and drank three cups of tea with three lumps of sugar in each cup, cut his jugular with a razor three times and scrawled on a photograph of his wife with his dying hand goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
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Home
Goodbye
Suicidal
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The only result my father got for his money was the certainty that his son had laid faultlessly the foundation of a system of heavy drinking and could be always relied upon to make a break of at least twenty-five even with a bad cue.
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Drinking
Father
Son
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Anybody who has the courage to raise his eyes and look sanely at the awful human condition ... must realize finally that tiny periods of temporary release from intolerable suffering is the most that any individual has the right to expect.
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Eye
Looks
Suffering
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I mean to say, whether a yarn is tall or small I like to hear it well told. I like to meet a man that can take in hand to tell a story and not make a balls of it while he's at it. I like to know where I am, do you know. Everything has a beginning and an end.
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Men
Hands
Mean
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Past humanity is not only implicit in each new man born but is contained in him. Humanity is an ever-widening spiral and life is the beam that plays briefly on each succeeding ring. All humanity from its beginning to its end is already present but the beam has not yet played beyond you.
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Men
Past
Play
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Why be a dumb dud? Do your friends shun you? Do people cross the street when they see you approaching? Do they run up the steps of strange houses, pretend they live there and force their way into the hall while you are passing by? If this is the sort of person you are, you must avail yourself today of this new service. Otherwise, you might as well be dead.
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Running
Passing By
People
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The continual cracking of your feet on the road makes a certain quantity of road come up into you. When a man dies they say he returns to clay but too much walking fills you up with clay far sooner (or buries bits of you along the road) and brings your death half-way to meet you. It is not easy to know what is the best way to move yourself from one place to another.
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Men
Feet
Moving
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When a man sleeps, he is steeped and lost in a limp toneless happiness: awake he is restless, tortured by his body and the illusion of existence. Why have men spent the centuries seeking to overcome the awakened body? Put it to sleep, that is a better way. Let it serve only to turn the sleeping soul over, to change the blood-stream and thus make possible a deeper and more refined sleep.
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Men
Blood
Sleep
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The gross and net result of it is that people who spend most of their natural lives riding iron bicycles over the rocky roadsteads of this parish get their personalities mixed up with the personalities of their bicycle as a result of the interchanging of the atoms of each of them and you would be surprised at the number of people in these parts who nearly are half people and half bicycles.
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Iron
Numbers
People
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Do you know what I am going to tell you, he said with his wry mouth, a pint of plain is your only man. Notwithstanding this eulogy, I soon found that the mass of plain porter bears an unsatisfactory relation to its toxic content and I subsequently became addicted to brown stout in bottle, a drink which still remains the one that I prefer the most despite the painful and blinding fits of vomiting which a plurality of bottles has often induced in me.
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Men
Eulogy
Toxic
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After a time," said old Mathers disregarding me, "I mercifully perceived the errors of my ways and the unhappy destination I would reach unless I mended them. I retired from the world in order to try to comprehend it and to find out why it becomes more unsavoury as the years accumulate on a man's body. What do you think I discovered at the end of my meditations?" I felt pleased again. He was now questioning me. "What?" "That No is a better word than Yes," he replied.
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Men
Errors
Thinking
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Having placed in my mouth sufficient bread for three minutes' chewing, I withdrew my powers of sensual perception and retired into the privacy of my mind, my eyes and face assuming a vacant and preoccupied expression. I reflected on the subject of my spare-time literary activities. One Beginning and one ending for a book was a thing I did not agree with. A good book may have three openings entirely dissimilar and inter-related only in the prescience of the author, or for that matter one hundred times as many endings.
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Book
Expression
Eye
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