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Self-delusion is one of the funniest things there is.
God is what keeps us together after the love is gone.
It is indeed a mistake to confuse children with angels
If I don't learn something new every year, I go crazy.
Canadian winters are long. Life is hard and so is ice.
Society indeed conspires to keep you ball and chained.
New York is a theme park for people with IQs over 108.
You can never become rich unless you like rich people.
Sometimes the best lighting of all is a power failure.
Question: If there were two of you which one would win?
Hasn't it been a long time since you had a flying dream?
You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.
You can't fake competence, creativity, or sexual arousal.
Telling people they look relaxed makes them look relaxed.
I have trouble with seafood because it tastes like a dock.
The future and eternity are two entirely different things.
Blame is just a lazy person's way of making sense of chaos.
Beyond a certain age, sincerity ceases to feel pornographic.
I'm an adult. Discipline me and I'll bury you alive. - Roger
The urge to reincarnate while still alive is near universal.
Youth is the time of life lived for some imaginary audience.
The more you want something to happen, the harder it becomes.
So where do you start when you want to start your life again?
There's a lot to be said for having a small manageable dream.
TV didn't kill radio, it just added something new to the mix.
It's never felt more Canadian to be Canadian than it does now.
If you're not a tree hugger, then you're a what, a tree hater?
Thinking you're immortal is weirdly similar to being immortal.
Depression is when you have lots of love, but no one's taking.
Life need not be a story, but it does need to be an adventure.
You spend a much larger part of your life being old, not young.
I was sick of wanting money. I was sick of being without a goal.
You can only fall in love six times in your life. Choose wisely.
Men won't read any email from a woman that's over 200 words long.
Making eye contact with adults while dressed as a clown is risky.
High school is such a shared experience in North American culture.
Sometimes failure isn't an opportunity in disguise, it's just you.
Flying dreams mean that you're doing the right thing with your life.
The time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself.
I don't deserve a soul, yet I still have one. I know because it hurts.
Gap clothing allows you to look like you're from nowhere and anywhere.
What is human behavior, except trying to prove that we're not animals?
If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal.
Figure out what it is in life you don't do well, and then don't do it.
I think individual people are interesting, not really groups of people.
Writing is largely about time, while visual art is largely about space.
All events became omens; I lost the ability to take anything literally.
If you don't change, then what's the point of anything happening to you?
Why do most of us make such boring choices for the stories of our lives?
I'd take a helicopter up and throw microwave ovens down on the Taco Bell.