Quotes of All Topics . Occasions . Authors
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.
Time is bunk.
We’ll meet the meat.
Earth: mostly harmless
And so the Universe ended.
Space is unimaginably big.
Conceited little mega-puppy.
Life is wasted on the living.
Who is this god person anyway?
Anything that happens, happens.
Space is really big-REALLY big.
Reality is hopelessly inaccurate.
Life! Don't talk to me about life!
How many roads must a man walk down?
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
One is never alone with a rubber duck.
Ha, but my life is a box of wormgears.
A cup of tea would restore my normality.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.
I come in peace...Take me to your lizard.
I think the idea of art kills creativity.
You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
I'd far rather be happy than right any day.
He turned slowly like a fridge door opening.
In an infinite Universe anything can happen.
Ford... you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.
I don't go to mythical places with strange men.
What is this? Some sort of galactic hyperhearse?
Assumptions are what we don't know we are making
The future of computer power is pure simplicity.
What I need... is a strong drink and a peer group.
Please call me Eddie if it will help you to relax.
It takes an awful lot of time to not write a book.
The complexities of cause and effect defy analysis.
I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.
I'm so great even I get tongue-tied talking to myself.
Assumptions are the things we don't know we're making.
and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks.
I can see we're in for a fabulous evening's apocalypse.
Time doesn't necessarily happen in chronological order.
To boldly split infinitives that no man had split before.
We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!
The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate.
The single raindrop never feels responsible for the flood.
He has personality problems beyond the dreams of analysts.
A beach house isn't just real estate. It's a state of mind.
In order to fly, all one must do is simply miss the ground.
Lovers of print are simply confusing the plate for the food.
People who need to bully you are the easiest to push around.
