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Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.
Law of Airlines: The shorter the time between flights, the greater the distance between gates.
The reason people blame things on the previous generation is that there's only one other choice.
Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.
It's your ability to inspire and uplift other people that matters, not your ability to outdo them.
There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 am. It could be a right number.
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
A perfect example of the power of prayer is when a blizzard closes the schools on the day of a big exam.
Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, and paradise is when you have none.
People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage.
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.
In debating the respective merits of dogs and cats, not having to walk a cat when it's 20 below zero deserves consideration.
How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.
For every little kid who still believes in Santa Claus, there is at least one adult who still believes in professional wrestling.
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none.