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I'm not really a gamer.
I drive an electric car.
I'd love to direct more.
I love the Lower East Side.
I'm turning into a stricter dad.
I'm very proud of my Scottish blood.
I still feel like I haven't grown up.
I wouldn't succeed at musical theater.
I don't make decisions based on money.
The critical mind is the creative mind.
Everybody gets the tattoo they deserve.
I really enjoy taking an outdoor shower.
I'm kind of stupid when it comes to gadgets.
In high school and college, I was an athlete.
I don't think I'd ever be cruel to an animal.
Humility is considered an un-masculine quality.
I think patience is a skill and I wish I had it.
Dogs are the broccaflower of the animal kingdom.
I poop in the backyard... I wear disposable diapers.
Becoming an actor made me way more interested in plot.
I don't like watching people work if they're making art.
I may be learning guitar, but I'll never be able to sing.
I'm always trying to perfect the romantic comedy, though.
I'll instinctively know that I identify with a character.
A bath tub, apparently, was the first thing I wanted to be.
What makes me mad is arrogance, pretension, putting on airs.
I enjoy comedy and I hope that people enjoy watching me do it.
Well, I still write poetry, but I wouldn't call myself a poet.
If my work was good enough, I would never have to do publicity.
I don't want to know what happens in any movie that I go to see.
I'm half Jewish, half Scottish. It's hard for me to buy anything.
I love animals and I love working with them because they don't lie.
In the U.S., oddly, we have images of men as arrogant and aggressive.
I don't know how anybody gets better at anything aside from doing it.
I lost my virginity when I was 14. And I haven't been able to find it.
The happiest moment of my life was probably when my daughter was born.
I never, ever, ever cook. And I would never eat anything I might cook.
I've got huge tubs full of X-Files memorobilia that I can sell on eBay.
I just spend my money on the essentials. Just basically food and shelter.
When I started getting notoriety it was cheesy to appear in a commercial.
I think we all choose our style from the ether and whatever is out there.
As names that can mean things, I prefer spiritual to a lot of other things.
It's hard to find scripts that know what they are from page one to page 115.
I had a fear that I'd be typecast, but I don't really have that fear anymore.
I always dreamt of being a basketball player. A dream that only I believed in.
I think of myself as more of a comic person. I don't know about a comic actor.
I don't believe in a conspiracy to hide the existence of extraterrestrial life.
There's nothing wrong with acknowledging the panoply of life's rich experience.
Actually, I have an interest in finishing my Ph.D., but I just know I never will.
I'm not going to give up. I can't give up. Not as long as the truth is out there.