Quotes by Dara O Briain - Page 1

Nostalgia is heroin for old people.
Dara O Briain / Stand-Up Comedian
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Nostalgia
People
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Science "knows" it doesn't know everything, otherwise it would stop.
Dara O Briain / Stand-Up Comedian
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If we were truly created by God, why do we occasionally bite the insides of our mouths?
Dara O Briain / Stand-Up Comedian
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Comedy
Mouths
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I'm an appalling cook. I can just about create a glass of orange juice and a ham-and-cheese sandwich.
Dara O Briain / Stand-Up Comedian
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Glasses
Orange Juice
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On getting mugged: I carry around months and months of receipts. I need a mugger who can file my VAT returns.
Dara O Briain / Stand-Up Comedian
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Needs
Return
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My iPod holds 3,000 albums. I own, like, 90 albums. My iPod sits at home, sullen, frustrated, and underused, like a wife who gave up her career and the kids turned out to be shite.
Dara O Briain / Stand-Up Comedian
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Kids
Home
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Science knows it doesn't know everything; otherwise, it'd stop. But just because science doesn't know everything doesn't mean you can fill in the gaps with whatever fairy tale most appeals to you.
Dara O Briain / Stand-Up Comedian
Atheist
Gaps
Mean
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I think the English are bipolar. 'We're the greatest, no we're terrible' - that's a constant English struggle. Crime is down, there's little poverty - yet it's always the worst time to have lived here.
Dara O Briain / Stand-Up Comedian
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Struggle
Thinking
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"Herbal medicine's been around for thousands of years!" Indeed it has, and then we tested it all, and the stuff that worked became 'medicine'. And the rest of it is just a nice bowl of soup and some potpourri.
Dara O Briain / Stand-Up Comedian
Medicine
Nice
Years
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There are three states of legality in Irish law. There is all this stuff which comes under That's grand, then it moves into Ah now don't push it, and finally it comes under Right now you're takin the piss, and that's when the police come in.
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Moving
Police
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Doesn't it get on my nerves when people say science doesn't know everything. Science knows it doesn't know everything otherwise it would stop. Just becuase science doesn't know everything doesn't mean you can fill in the gaps with whatever fairy-tale appeals to you.
Dara O Briain / Stand-Up Comedian
Mean
Nerves
People
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